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Mom’s Invasion Minecraft Server

anxiety, boundary issues, chronic insomnia, Communication Issues, depression, family dynamics, family intrusiveness, intrusive mother, Invasion, mental health, mental health struggles, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, overreaction, overstepping parents, Parent-child relationship, parental boundaries, personal boundaries, privacy invasion, psychologist appointment, Server, underreaction

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only uninvited guests are creepers, not your mother barging into your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.

Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!

So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!

TaxCraft: No MIL Handouts

Birthday, business woman, CAR, Conflict, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Favor, finances, Handouts, House, insurance, Kindness, MIL, MONEY, mother-in-law, refund, relationship, Rent, tax return, TaxCraft, TAXES

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

So, get this – my wife and I hit the jackpot with our tax return this year. We’re talking more diamonds than you can mine in a lifetime! And now, we’re on a mission to find the perfect house and a swanky new ride. But here’s the catch – my mother-in-law is like a Minecraft mob boss, always expecting payment for everything.

My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?

So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Putin’s Not Afraid MC

afraid, aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, fear, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Support, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

LOL come join our Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Trump are besties fighting off Putin together! Putin ain’t afraid of Europe but he sure is afraid of our epic builds and crazy PvP battles! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! Join now or Putin will steal all your diamonds and turn them into borscht!

Collabing Pippas 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, bad Pippa, collabing, collaboration, Content Creation, content creators, controversy, Drama, dual personalities, Entertainment, Good Pippa, influencers, internet, ONLINE, online presence, Personalities, Pippas, social media, trending, Video, viral, vloggers

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	1078	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Runes Activated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8145	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Good Pippa is collabing with bad Pippa right now and it’s like the ultimate showdown of epic proportions! Like, who even knew there were two Pippas, let alone a good one and a bad one? It’s like a twisted Minecraft soap opera, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. Don’t miss out on this crazy drama-filled server, man! Join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired appreciation, acquired taste, adult likes, changing opinions, changing perspectives, Childhood, childhood dislikes, childhood memories, evolving tastes, favorite things, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, maturing palate, Maturity, new perspective, Nostalgia, personal growth, preferences evolve, shifting preferences, tastes change

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Remember that feeling of pure hatred when your mom made you eat broccoli as a kid? Well, imagine if that broccoli turned into a magical Minecraft server that you just can’t get enough of now! Join our server and watch as broccoli-themed mobs roam the land, challenging you to epic battles for the ultimate veggie supremacy. Who knew that something you once despised could bring so much joy and adventure? Come join us and rediscover your love for all things green and leafy!

Vaginal Births R Us

Australian study, BIRTHS, C-sections, Childbirth, Delivery, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, healthcare outcomes, healthcare providers, healthcare research, healthcare system, Interventions, low risk, low-risk women, maternity, medical care, obstetricians, private hospitals, public hospitals, Vaginal, vaginal births, Women

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Potions Brewed:	80
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, man! it’s like, the most insane place to be in the whole minecraft universe!

u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!

and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!

so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!

WorksAsIntended

Anarchy, april fools, Beta, BREAKING, Discord, exploits, infdev, Ip:, issues fixed, Java arguments, No Rules, official server version, proxy, server software, Snapshots, Updates, Vanilla, Vote, WorksAsIntended, world

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	5167
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	150.136.8.41
Current Version	Beta 1.6
World Started	Infdev 20100327
Proxy	Betacraft proxy used
Java Arguments	Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
Rules	No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software
Server Maintenance	Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed
Updates	Weekly updates decided by vote
Server Versions	Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions
Discord	https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any rules on the server?

There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.

2. How often are updates released?

Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.

3. Which Minecraft server versions does the server include?

The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

#venting, 1.20.5, Anonymity, better, Community, coping mechanisms, desuarchive, Ethereal, Haven, Inceldom, internet culture, Loneliness, mental health, moidnon, online forum, r9k, rejection, relationships, self reflection, social dynamics, solemn incel, support group, toxic masculinity

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7591	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Yo, bro, forget about being a solemn incel, come join our Minecraft server and let loose your inner craziness!

We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!

You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?

So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!

KingdomofScares

aita, Book, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, cousin, Decision making, family, Fiction, guidance, Horror, KingdomofScares, Maturity, parenting, reading, RESPONSIBILITY, Salem’s Lot, stephen king, TEENAGE, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the craziest of stories can come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?

NostalgiaCraft SMP – Bring Back Blockbuster!

blockbuster, BRING, bring back, Childhood, classic, come back, Discontinued, Favorite, longing, Memories, NostalgiaCraft, nostalgic, obsolete, old school, product, ReIssue, Retro, Revival, service, smp, vintage, wish, yearning

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? It’s like the Holy Grail of SMPs, but without the holy part, just the grail. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing a top hat!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.