New Minecraft Servers 2025

another self Minecraft Servers

another self Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 2004
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Emeralds Found: 8879
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most buffed up Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers.

    To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.

    Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP

    Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 658
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where winter world cups happen every day! That’s right, forget about soccer, we’re talking about epic snowball fights and ice skating competitions to determine the ultimate champion. So come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime in our winter wonderland world! Who needs summer when you can have snowball fights all year round?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

    No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 3006
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

    LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 1574
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Re: Zero Minecraft Server

    Re: Zero Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 3158
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Crops Grown: 8696 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

    But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 4481
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Star Shards Collected: 236
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Farms Harvested: 288
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No more drama Minecraft server

    No more drama Minecraft server
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 7499
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Crops Grown: 5140 Divine Spears Created: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Hunted Minecraft SMP

    The Hunted Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 3323
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

    Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 5653
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Villages Defended: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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