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CraftyMemory

brain memory, brain retention, cognitive overload, cognitive retention, CraftyMemory, long term memory, Memory, memory capacity, memory recall, mental storage, pointless facts, pointless information, Random facts, random knowledge, trivial facts, trivial information, unimportant facts, unimportant knowledge, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dimension Hops:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

Attack, BBC, Conflict, CraftyCrimeOilStrike, Crimea, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, News, occupied Crimea, oil depot, Politics, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	895	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

access to care, cost-related barriers, dental services, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare disparities, healthcare insurance, healthcare services, healthcare utilization, hearing services, lower income, Medicare Advantage, Medicare beneficiaries, MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun, unmet dental need, unmet hearing need, unmet vision need, vision services

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	175
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

1.20, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Bedwars, Big online, Cases, Cities, Cool cases, Free donation, Hardcore, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Minions, MODERN, Nice Community, No mods, No pirated, OneBlock, PC, Pets, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, RPG, RPG abilities, Shop, Skyblock, Starter Kit, Survival, Vampirism, Vanilla, Vulture

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crops Grown:	4204
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	143	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

Our Minecraft Server has:

SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

Server advantages:

Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

Our website: https://twenture.ru

Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

twc.su

Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

CONTENT, CRAZE, Forced Content, ITT, long tail tags, Server, tumors, vtumors

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.

Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

attention seeking, celebrity culture, cyberbullying, internet culture, internet trolls, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, obsession with celebrities, online behavior, online communities, online harassment, psychological disorders, schizos, shitposters, smp, social media, STALKING, trolling, unhealthy fixation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

aita, Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, Disregard, emotional manipulation, family, Guilt, in-laws, long distance, MILcraft, parenting, passport issues, Pregnancy, Respect, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Support, travel, visa restrictions

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Void Gems Collected:	20

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!

SisterSueCraft

children, Communication, Conflict, family, family members, Financial, Inheritance, Interest, late payment, lawsuit, Legal, loan, loan agreement, MONEY, Principal, repayment agreement, sister, SisterSueCraft, suing, Trust, vulnerable

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Animals Bred:	141	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest family drama you’ll ever see! Join now to experience the thrill of lending virtual loans to your in-game siblings and never getting paid back!

Our server is filled with intense negotiations, shady deals, and unexpected twists just like the story of this player’s sister who conveniently forgot to repay the principal loan amount. Will you be the one to take legal action against your in-game family members?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft where you can wire virtual money to your sibling’s bank account and watch as they come up with outrageous excuses for not paying you back on time.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama-filled world of Minecraft loans and family disputes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate loan shark in our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP, Cooking, Culinary, customized, dish, exclusive, Expertise, Favorite, Food, homemade, Individual, Mastery, Personal, Preference, recipe, self-made, Signature, skill, Special, Taste, Unique

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
New Chunks Explored:	362915	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

CreeperCravings

cherished meals, childhood comfort, childhood dish, childhood favorites, childhood memories, comfort food, comfort meal, cravings, CreeperCravings, culinary memories, delicious childhood food, family recipes, favorite meal, food nostalgia, homemade cooking, lasting food memories, long-lasting cravings, Nostalgia, tasty dishes, traditional cuisine, unforgettable flavors

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Animals Bred:	70	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!