Join if you wanna flex your building skills and show off to all the noobs who can’t even stack two blocks together without crying.
We got more mods than a chest full of diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.
And don’t even get me started on the events – we have more parties than a village full of villagers on a Saturday night.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this block party started!
We got so many epic builds, you’ll feel like you’re in a pixelated version of the Louvre.
And the community? It’s like a cult, but in a good way. You’ll never feel alone, even when you’re mining for hours on end.
Plus, the mods are like wizards, granting your every wish and banishing griefers to the Nether realm.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where pigs fly and chickens drop diamonds. It’s a trip, man.
Join our server and experience a world filled with adorable animals, colorful flowers, and the cutest pixel art you’ve ever seen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has the fluffiest clouds, the most kawaii villages, and even a secret garden filled with magical creatures!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner cuteness on our server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join our server for the ultimate wacky adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and befriend a talking chicken named Gerald.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s a wild ride, my friend.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground cat society that controls the economy. That’s right, these feline overlords will trade you diamonds for fish and string. But be warned, if you disrespect them, they’ll unleash their army of creepers on you.
Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? We have a parkour course that’s so difficult, even the most skilled players have thrown their keyboards in frustration. And don’t even get us started on our spleef arena, where the floor is made of lava and the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents.
But the real reason you should join our server is for the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best moves and maybe even make some new friends.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the meowgic begin!
We have a secret underground disco room where you can show off your best dance moves to the creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama beauty pageant – the competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecrafter in all the land? Join us now and find out!
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or test your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will boogie down with you while exploding in a shower of confetti and rainbows. And don’t forget to visit our “Piggy Paradise” where pigs ride on the backs of chickens while singing show tunes.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of laughter, insanity, and pure Minecraft madness! LMAO!
Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because our fearless admin team is there to save the day with their epic sword-fighting skills and magical powers. Together, you’ll fight off hordes of zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional creeper with nothing but your wits and a trusty diamond sword.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some rare enchanted gear? Just trade with the villagers and you’ll be decked out in no time.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League? That’s right, you can saddle up on your very own dragon and race against other players for glory and bragging rights. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen trying to sabotage your race!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely of TNT just for the fun of it. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, like the guy who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times or the player who communicates only in meows.
But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block guarded by a horde of angry llamas.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and the trees are made of candy. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you on the other side?
So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave!
Legend has it that deep in the forests of Oregon, there lies a group of Minecraft players who are known for their outrageous builds and even more outrageous personalities. They have created a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to hosting wild parties in virtual nightclubs.
But that’s not all – the Sluts of Oregon are also known for their epic PvP battles, where players fight each other with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather thongs. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further than Sluts of Oregon. Join us and become part of the madness today!
Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to boogie!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “fuck isis” schizo, who once defeated an army of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Join now and witness his insane antics firsthand!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!
| Location | Europe (Netherlands) |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla Survival |
| Languages | Dutch, English |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Join our Discord server to get the IP address. |
| Do you only accept Dutch-speaking players? | No, we welcome English-speaking players as well. |
| Is the server modded? | No, it is a vanilla survival server. |
But that’s not all, folks. On this server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is so gregarious that you’ll never feel lonely again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start attacking you with their tiny, feathered claws. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing glowsticks?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have your respawn button ready because things are about to get crazy!
Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter mutated monsters straight out of a horror movie! From giant spiders to creepy clowns, you never know what will pop up next.
Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you’ll have to solve insane puzzles just like in RE0. Can you figure out how to escape the haunted mansion before time runs out? Only the bravest players will survive.
And don’t even get us started on our boss battles. Take on Margie, the terrifying boss inspired by a horror movie classic. Can you defeat her and claim your reward? Or will you end up like poor Zoe, disappearing from the narrative without a trace?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, if you hear someone whisper “YOU WANNA PLAY A GAME???”, run for your life!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane boss battles, and a storyline so twisted you’ll be questioning your own sanity. Forget about Final Fantasy XIII, XV, and VII: Reshit – our server is where the real action is at.
But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and a secret hidden village filled with villagers who speak in memes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate adventure that will leave you saying, “I liked it. It had flaws, but was still the best single player FF in two decades.”
The BlazingSMP is a semi-vanilla server that has a good community, great staff, and a good set of rules in place. I hope this is the server you are looking for because I hope you have a great time on the BlazingSMP
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