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CraftyTime Minecraft Server

Cuddling, Minecraft, MONEY, sex, BPD

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense romantic feelings, anonymous hookups, and old men giving out money. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll stay up all night cuddling with NPCs and watching Robert DeNiro movies. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a player developing an intense violent hatred towards characters in-game. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists, like Charles Grodin suddenly dying…

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Minecraft SMP: FinalFantasyCraft

Clusterfuck, smp, japanese, FANTASY, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

Our server is like a twisted version of Wonderland, where you never know what absurdity you’ll encounter next. From riding llamas into battle against evil chickens to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks, the possibilities are endless.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a journey that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – even if it involves riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.

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FiancéFollyCraft

Apology, hurt, Logic, hypertrophy, relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can settle arguments with logic and reasoning? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of debating with your fellow players over the most random topics, just like this couple arguing about muscle growth vs. stamina.

Who needs swords and pickaxes when you have the power of words to conquer your foes? Show off your debate skills and outsmart your opponents to claim victory and bragging rights. Plus, if you ever feel like things are getting too heated, just remember to take a deep breath and type out a well-thought-out response like our feisty couple here.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate logic warrior in our Minecraft server! Who knew virtual arguments could be so entertaining?

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WorkplaceWackiness Minecraft SMP

Surprising, memorable, Job, job mishap, funny

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to mine diamonds? Or accidentally unleashed a pack of wild wolves on your unsuspecting friends during a PvP battle? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as your craziest work stories, then look no further!

Join us on our server where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. We have epic build battles, intense treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base filled with rare loot (if you can find it, that is).

So if you’re ready to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry a little (from laughter, of course), then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just end up with a work story that tops them all!

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MineCraftLifeUpgrade

MineCraftLifeUpgrade, daily routine, mindfulness, habits, self improvement

Are you tired of living in a boring old world where nothing ever changes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind, like the “Llama Launcher” that lets you ride llamas into battle or the “TNT Tornado” that turns your enemies into confetti. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and watch your quality of life skyrocket as you embark on the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little).

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HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Justice, rape, sexual assault, controversy, Lawmaker

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join in on all the wackiness? I’m talking about a place where you can build your own empire, battle crazy mobs, and even defend against the alleged rape of Hamas prisoners by Israeli lawmakers!

I know, I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but trust me, it’s all part of the fun on this server. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces such wild and controversial events?

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legendary player to defend against the alleged rape of Hamas prisoners in the virtual world!

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CraftyVenezuelaVoteOops

Nicolas Maduro, Disputed, POLITICAL CRISIS, controversy, Organization of American States

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a venezuelan election! the organization of american states can’t even handle our level of chaos! build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, our voting system is just as unreliable as the real venezuelan vote results, so you never know what will happen next! join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers!

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CraftyCredz: Spend Wisely, Build Boldly

spending habits, financial responsibility, credit card usage, financial management, Boldly

so like, u know how some people think credit cards r like free money? well on our server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and u can swipe ur way to riches and fame! the more u spend, the more rewards u get! it’s like a never-ending shopping spree where u can buy anything u want, even if u don’t have the money for it! become the ultimate credit card warrior and show off ur debt in style! join now and start swiping away!

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PrimeCraft: Unveiling the Numbers

discovery, PrimeCraft, prime factorization, prime numbers, mathematical analysis

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u found it! this server is like finding a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. yes, u heard me right, CAKE! and not just any cake, but cake that gives u superpowers. u can fly, shoot fireballs, and even turn into a unicorn. but that’s not all, folks. there are also hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

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Mc.GameGrief.Fun ♦ 1.12.2 – 1.20.4 Minecraft server

multiplayer, 1.20.4, Pirate, Donations, Factions

Eternal IP address: mc.gamegrief.fun

195.201.204.247:25814

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