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CraftyTime Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense romantic feelings, anonymous hookups, and old men giving out money. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll stay up all night cuddling with NPCs and watching Robert DeNiro movies. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a player developing an intense violent hatred towards characters in-game. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists, like Charles Grodin suddenly dying…

BallBustersCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids kicking balls into your apartment and breaking your plates? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where kids can’t ruin your day with their soccer shenanigans.

On our server, you can build a fortress so high that even the most skilled footballers couldn’t kick a ball through your window. Plus, we have a special “no broken plates” rule that guarantees your kitchenware will remain intact.

But wait, there’s more! We have a parkour challenge that will test your skills in dodging flying balls and angry parents. Can you make it to the end without getting hit? Join now and find out!

So say goodbye to rude kids and hello to a world where your plates are safe. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your ultimate ball-proof fortress!

DarkHumaneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Votes:	373
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Have you ever seen someone steal all the diamonds from a fellow player’s chest and then blame it on a creeper? Or witnessed a group of players forming a secret alliance to overthrow the server owner and turn the whole place into a giant chicken farm? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the darkest side of humanity comes out to play!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, engaging in intense PvP battles, and uncovering the juiciest drama this side of the blocky universe. Our community is filled with eccentric characters, from the mysterious hermit who only communicates through signs to the mad scientist who creates explosive contraptions just for fun.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into chaos, betrayal, and endless laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems in this twisted world of pixels and possibilities.

CraftyCrazeMC

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ores Mined:	6936
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Have you ever felt the rush of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens? No? Well, you’re missing out, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally) as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

KyrgyzRexCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got dinosaurs, like for real! Imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or having a pet Velociraptor to guard your base. And get this, we even have a new species called Alpkarakush kyrgyzicus, with a super cool orbital brow that will make all the other dinos jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in Kyrgyzstan, so you know it’s gonna be wild. We’ve got mountains to climb, caves to explore, and even hidden treasures to find. Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate dino master. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re nothing compared to our prehistoric pals!

AfternoonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in your room? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is so lit, it’ll warm you up faster than standing next to a lava pit in the Nether. Join us and experience the hottest builds, the coolest players, and the craziest adventures this side of the End Portal. So say goodbye to chilly rooms and hello to the hottest server around!

Minecraft SMP – AnthroMalesRule

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	101
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring themes? Well, look no further than our server, where we have Human Males On Female Anthros General #3241! Join us for the “Toys In Bed” edition and experience a world filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

From broken sanctuaries to frosty feathers, manhunts, shattered worlds, loveless incantations, and tales of prince anonymous, our server has it all. And let’s not forget about the fairytail chronicles, wilderness hearts, gratitude, claws of helion, and so much more!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest or a hilarious mishap. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun at our insane Minecraft SMP!

BlanketBanterCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	10
Divine Spears Created:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things sentimental and quirky! Join us and bring your old, tattered blankets to hang on the virtual walls of our world. Need a cozy spot to cuddle up when you’re stressed? We’ve got you covered (literally)!

Our server is the perfect place to showcase your beloved childhood treasures, no matter how faded or stained they may be. Who needs traditional art when you can have a wall full of nostalgic blankets?

And don’t worry about anyone trying to control your decorating choices here. We fully support your right to display your sentimental items wherever you please, even if it’s in the middle of the living room for all to see.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of blanket-hanging adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new appreciation for that old, tattered blanket you’ve been holding onto for years. Let’s make some memories and create a space that truly feels like home.

CarefreeCraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Villages Defended:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Are you tired of being judged for your diamond armor fashion choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all styles, from pink tutus to full-on clown suits! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your dream base, whether it’s a giant toilet or a floating castle made entirely of cake.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like the guy who insists on riding around on a pig named Sir Oinksalot or the girl who communicates solely through interpretive dance. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So, if you’re ready to stop caring what other people think and start having a blast in a wacky world of blocks and pixels, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated dance battle with a creeper or embarking on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

MineCraftyConspiracies

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually government spies trying to steal your diamonds? Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and secret underground bases hidden beneath every block. Trust no one, not even the friendly villagers who may be secretly plotting against you. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth and survive the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy? Join now and see if you can outsmart the Illuminati Ender Dragon!

AmazonSurvival Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magic Items Found:	8013	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

u know what’s not struggling? our minecraft server! come join us and escape the chaos of the real world where brazilians are struggling to breathe because the amazon is on fire. on our server, the only thing burning is your passion for building epic structures and fighting off creepers. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you won’t be able to breathe from all the excitement on our server! so come join us now and leave the real world behind.