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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2547 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 180 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Join our server and see for yourself just how unattractive you really are. Our villagers will run away from you in fear, and even the sheep will refuse to be sheared by you. But don’t worry, there’s always hope for improvement – maybe try wearing a diamond helmet to cover up that face of yours!
So come on, join our SMP and discover the harsh truth about your Minecraft attractiveness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a zombie pigman – they’re not too picky!