Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Animals Bred:	64	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

UnfairCraft

Adversity, Challenges, coping mechanisms, dealing with people, good things happen, judgmental attitudes, life isn’t fair, life struggles, mental health, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self improvement, SSRIs, stop whining, trying hard, UnfairCraft, unfairness, Weed

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	211
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life isn’t fair but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles! We believe in tough love and telling it like it is.

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being told to suck it up and stop whining, only to be reassured two minutes later that life is perfectly fair and you’re just not trying hard enough. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Our players are a unique bunch, probably due to all the SSRIs and “weed” they consume. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Good things happen to good people, and on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!

Crafty Boobs Adventures

#bigbooblovers, #bigtitglobal, #bigtits, #bigtitsmatter, #ignoreandreport, #ignorehaters, #ignorenegativity, #largebreasts, #lovethetits, #paizuriislife, #raiderfreezone, #reportabuse, #reportbullies, #reportshitters, #trollfreezone, Adventures, Bigboobs, Boobs, Crafty, ltg, paizuri, Raiders, Trolls

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where paizuri reigns supreme! If you’re a fan of big personalities and even bigger… plots, then this is the place for you. We have a strict no-troll policy because we’re too busy building epic structures to deal with their shenanigans. And forget about small breasts, we only appreciate the finest pixelated assets here.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Boobplate Armor, rumored to grant the wearer the power of infinite paizuri. Battle against the evil Troll King who is trying to steal all the diamonds for himself, but watch out for his minions armed with tiny pickaxes.

So come on down to our server and experience a world where paizuri is love, paizuri is life. Just remember to keep those reporting fingers ready for any troublemakers who dare to disrupt our busty paradise.

QuackSMP: Where geese rule the land and the only PVE threat is angry mallards

accepting, Angry, building, Community, constant updates, Custom Plugins, Development, Geese, Help, Land, mallards, ONLINE, OWNER, Plugins, PvE, QuackSMP, Resets, rule, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, threat, Updates, Welcoming

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	648
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Survival
Plugins	Yes
Pay to Win	No

IP: 104.243.44.91

Discord: https://discord.gg/Z8scpkZDa9

Join us in a brand new survival SMP server with no resets and constant updates. We provide a welcoming and accepting community to all people. As the owner, I’m online often and ready to help out and take suggestions.

Also looking for anyone who would like to help develop the server with custom plugins and building!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I pay to win on this server?	No, we do not support pay to win mechanics.
Are there regular server resets?	No, we do not have regular resets on this server.
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, we have a welcoming and accepting community for all players.
How can I get involved in server development?	You can reach out to the owner for opportunities to help with custom plugin development and building.

BootyCraft LOLz

14th of the month, Booty Royale, BootyCraft, Cliffhanger, comedy, Continuation, Drama, Entertainment, Fan Service, Hagure Idol, Happy, high school, idol anime, IDOLS, japanese animation, lolz, long trail, Manga adaptation, Music, Otaku, pop culture, romance, Suspense

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crops Grown:	6744
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our crazy adventure where every 14th of the month, we celebrate by throwing a virtual party in the game! Expect fireworks, dancing villagers, and even a surprise appearance from Herobrine himself (just kidding…or are we?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their antics? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty LOLs: Where we mine for laughs and build epic fails! ‘So is her game coming out or what?’

anticipation, BUILD, Coming, Crafty, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Fails, Game, game announcement, game development, game industry, game launch, game release, game release anticipation, game release date, game release excitement, game release speculation, Gaming Community, Gaming news, laughs, launch date, lols, release date, speculation, upcoming release, video game, Waiting

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Potions Brewed:	142
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of waiting for that game to come out? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that other game. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Verda Realms: Where chopping trees leads to epic battles over crafting tables!

Adventure, alliances, Architecture, Battles, Biomes, Castles, chopping, Cities, Crafting, creativity, Discord, Epic, Forests, Fortifications, History, Kingdoms, landscape, Leads, Medieval, Mountains, Realms, rulers, smp, Tables, terrains, Trees, vassalizing, Verda

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Feature	Description
Forge Alliances with Medieval Factions	The power to shape the fate of nations lies in your hands. With our Medieval Factions plugin, forge alliances with fellow rulers and assert your dominance by vassalizing your friends.
Experience a Large Biome World	Dive into the heart of adventure as you traverse a sprawling landscape, teeming with diverse biomes. Conquer towering mountains, dense forests, and navigate terrains to claim your place in history. Large biomes also makes the journey more realistic and challenging.
Build your own Kingdom	Let your creativity soar as you craft sprawling castles, picturesque cities, and awe-inspiring fortifications. Embrace the classical allure of medieval architecture or draw inspiration from bygone eras to leave your mark on the land.

FAQ

How do I forge alliances with other factions?

To forge alliances with other factions, you can use the Medieval Factions plugin on our server. This allows you to form alliances and vassalize other factions to assert dominance.

What is the benefit of experiencing a Large Biome World?

Experience a Large Biome World adds depth and challenge to your gameplay. It offers diverse landscapes to explore, conquer, and build on, making your journey more realistic and engaging.

Can I build my own Kingdom on this server?

Yes, you can build your own Kingdom on our server. Let your creativity run wild as you craft castles, cities, and fortifications to leave your mark on the land.

Crafty Envy

Admiration, bitterness, comparison, Competition, coveting, covetous, Crafty, desire, discontent, envious, envy, green-eyed monster, grudge, Insecurity, jealous, longing, Malicious, possessive, Resentment, Rivalry, spiteful

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ores Mined:	5197	Villages Defended:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Join our server if you want to ride on a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes at unsuspecting players. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano (don’t worry, we have fireproof armor for you).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a unicorn roaming around the spawn area.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the envy of all your friends. Jealous yet? You should be!

Pixelated Pop Culture Paradise: Movies, TV, Games, and Kikes Galore!

BRAINWASHING, Censorship, controversial, cultural influence, culture, Entertainment, Ethics, Evil, faggotry, films, Galore, games, influence, kikes, LGBTQ Representation, Manipulation, Media, morality, movies, Paradise, pixelated, political ideologies, pop, Propaganda, shows, social commentary, societal impact, subliminal messaging, video games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Endless Night Skies:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild mix of all your favorite films, shows, and video games – but with a hilarious twist!

Join us if you want to experience a world where faggotry and evil political ideologies reign supreme – but in a totally ridiculous and over-the-top way! Imagine building your own base inspired by your favorite movie villains, or teaming up with other players to overthrow the government in a wacky, cartoonish fashion.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible – as long as it’s completely bonkers!

Minecraft Kingdoms

bard, Berserker, better combat, Bosses, Combat, Custom, FANTASY, Forge, Kingdoms, Kingdomserver, Legends, Medieval, Medievalroleplay, merchant, Mermaid, Minecraft, mobs, Modpack, monk, Mounts, Nations, Necromancer, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplayingserver, Roleplaysurvival, RPG, Samurai, Survival, swordsman, tamer, Vampire, werewolf, witch, wizard

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Minecraft Kingdom’s RPG___________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Are you ready to claim your crown and rule your own realm? Or perhaps you yearn for the thrill of becoming a creature of the night? In the world of Minecraft Kingdoms, your grandest fantasies come to life. Whether you aspire to sovereignty or seek camaraderie, our RPG server is your gateway to a universe of endless possibilities.

THIS IS A MEDIEVAL, FANTASY, ROLEPLAYING SERVER USING A CUSTOM RPG MODPACK!

Forge Your Destiny!___________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Craft your character from the ground up with an unparalleled selection of tools, weapons, and armor. From the exotic to the roleplay-ready, your hero is yours to shape. With TONS of customization options, your imagination is the only limit.

Minecraft Kingdoms Minecraft Server

Dynamic Combat Awaits!___________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Engage in exhilarating battles with the Better Combat mod and its compatible mods. Wield new, mighty weapons and face formidable foes. Tons of new mobs, mounts and bosses are waiting for you to find and discover. With fluid animations and challenging adversaries, every skirmish is a heart-pounding experience.

Minecraft Kingdoms Minecraft Server

Transform into Legends!___________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Become a vampire, werewolf, and even a mermaid. Embrace the role of a merchant, bard, tamer, witch, wizard, necromancer, swordsman, samurai, berserker, monk and more. Combine weapons, armor, and jewelry to become an unstoppable force.

Marvel at Majestic Landscapes!___________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Our terrain mods, Terralith and Tectonic, craft breathtaking vistas that will leave you in awe. Explore the beauty of these meticulously designed environments as you embark on your quest.

Soar the Skies or Roam the Lands!___________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Traverse our expansive world with ease atop magnificent mounts like dragons and griffons. Adventure awaits at every turn, and now you can meet it head-on with speed and style.

Quality of Life, Redefined!___________________________________________________________________________________________________________

We’ve integrated a suite of QOL mods to streamline your journey, ensuring that your focus remains on the adventure, not the minutiae.

Join Minecraft Kingdoms today and step into a realm where your wildest dreams are just the beginning. Forge your path, conquer challenges, and write your own legend. Are you ready to become a legend? Play now and transform your Minecraft experience forever!

kingdoms.astralservers.cc:1036

OG Classic Prison Breakout – Where the only thing harder than escaping is resisting the urge to mine diamonds!

billionaire prison, Breakout, cells, classic, Crates, Custom Builds, custom enchanting system, Custom Enchants, custom fishing, Custom Plugins, diamonds, discord server, Economy, Escaping, fortune, fortune 50, gambling crypto, hard work, Harder, Player Shops, player-driven economy, Prison, PvE, Resisting, Server development., server wide auction house, sneak peaks, stock market, urge

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	36
New Chunks Explored:	716373	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Billionaire Prison
Server Type	Prison
Version	Latest
Features	Custom builds, custom plugins, player driven economy, server wide auction house, player chest shops

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I play on the server while it’s still in development?	Yes, you can join and follow the progress with sneak peaks by joining our Discord server: discord.gg/JnVxNTcERS
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Player Shops, Cells, Custom Enchants, Custom Enchanting System, Stock Market, Gambling Crypto, Custom Fishing, Crates, and more!
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server focuses on a player driven economy where players have to work hard for their fortune instead of buying overpowered items.

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