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ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Buildings Constructed:	43	Astral Projections Made:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	92
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2354	Love Letters Sent:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Void Armor Forged:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3871	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6689
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

Account.., Auto-mine, Battles, BloodyBoxPvP, Cases, Community, competitive, description, Factions, Find, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Opponents, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Worthy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crops Grown:	9653
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mines Excavated:	1238
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

neptune.spaceroute.net:20653

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

America, American actions, American actions analysis, American behavior, American decisions, American interests, American leadership, American motives, American perspective, American rationale, American strategy, Crafty, Decision making, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Land, military intervention, Minecraft, Politics, Server, united states, world affairs

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!