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The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	9776	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2624	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4525
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

balance, blocky, Commitment, Communication, CURSES, dreams, EYES, growth, hobbies, Killers, love, Marriage, McBlockface, Men, neglect, Observation, obsessions, Partnership, pixels, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Farms Harvested:	250	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

blocks, building, Crafty, cultural exchange, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, global perspectives, Identity, immigration, international community, Language, Latin American countries, Latin American diaspora, Latin Americans, Latinos, Multiculturalism, Opinions, perceptions, prejudice, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tacos, Traditions

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crops Grown:	4162
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!