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Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further, because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged pandas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of cake and cookies. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Black Legion Towny

Towny, Semi Vanilla, Legion, Black

Server IP: www.black-legion.co.uk

Dynmap URL: http://black-legion.co.uk:8123/

Version: Java 1.20.4

Black Legion Minecraft offers the player a simple role-playing, economy and Towny environment. Players have the ability to create or join existing towns, claim their own plots, even setup chest shops. With the skills & levelling system, players can improve their personal skills.

Embark on a brand new adventure today!

Shaded

smp, Shaded

Server IP: play.shaded.gg

Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Are you looking for a new SMP survival server to join? Do you want to experience a classic and immersive gameplay with a friendly and active community? If you answered yes, then you should check out Shadedthe best SMP survival server in 2024!

Shaded is a server that offers a lot of features and benefits for its players, such as:

Land claiming and grief prevention, to protect your creations and belongings
Skills, economy, shops, and auctions, to trade and earn money
Ranks, kits, and perks, to enhance your gameplay and show off your status
Quests, events, and challenges to keep you entertained and rewarded
And much more!

Shaded is also a cross-platform server, which means that you can play with both Java and Bedrock players. The server is updated regularly and has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to your feedback.

But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself! Join Shaded today and discover a new way of playing Minecraft survival. All you need to do is copy and paste this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

You can also visit our website, discord, and social media for more information and updates:

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter

We hope to see you soon on Shaded! <3

SolarionSMP

SolarionSMP, smp

Welcome to Solarion SMP

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We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to protentional members.

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Our Vision:

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Here at Solarion, we have curated a compelling roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of the Vanilla Minecraft experience. Some of our noteworthy plugins include:

˚.⁀➷ Drop Heads – Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.

˚.⁀➷ SinglePlayerSleep – Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.

˚.⁀➷ Armor Stand Tools – Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!

˚.⁀➷ DiscordSRV – Allows you to connect and interact with players ingame from discord!

˚.⁀➷ Coreprotect – Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.

˚.⁀➷Simple VoiceChat – Allows players to speak in close proximity ingame with each other.

˚.⁀➷ Axgraves – Chest "gravestone" to allow your items to not despawn after a death

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At Solarion SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

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»»———–► Commitment to The Vanilla Experience

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Solarion SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

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»»———–► Application Process:

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Joining the Solarion SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows:

Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.

Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.

In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submission.

To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.

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╰┈➤ Our Beautiful Shopping District!

LavishSMP

smp, LavishSMP

Hello and thank you for clicking on our server! Lavish opened its doors to the public on 03.31.2024! The server is in active development so things are bound to change! I am working on this project by myself! We’re trying to keep the server restarts to a minimum so that you can stay as active as you’d like to be! The aim is to bring back real F2P, no paying to get an edge over anyone else!

Features:

Auto Swap to Best Tool (Turn Off and On Easily)
Auto Sorting (Inventory and Chests)
SafariNets (Move Mobs Where You’d Like!)
McMMO (To Keep Things Fresh and Have Progression!)
Custom Jobs (Coming Soon)Player Warps and Player Shop! (Coming Soon!)

Build World

/buildworld is a permanent world to use /claim and build your homes on!

Resource World

/resource is reset every 28 days, and is used for gathering resources!

Check us out! https://discord.gg/fwb7ecnxAd

IP: lavishsmp.net

Moonsetter Season 3

Season, Modded, Moonsetter

What is Moonsetter?

Now in its third season, Moonsetter is a modded SMP with a relatively small community looking for new members before the new season begins.

The modpack

For the modpack, we made a slightly modified version of Luna Pixel Studios’ Steampunkfeaturing a lot of very cool mods™, such as Create+Create Interactive, making interacting with moving contraptions possible, Farmer’s Delight, Ad Astra for space exploration, Iron’s spells and spellbooks, a bunch of world generation mods and more!

How to join

If you’re interested, join our discord server.

Davidscloud Servers

smp, Davidscloud, Servers

About Davidscloud: Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection: Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life: With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds: Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!

Another Tidbit: Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

Got questions? Join our Discord to learn whatever you might like to know about our Minecraft servers such as commands, admin support, community rules, and more. https://discord.gg/davidscloud

Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: mc.davidscloud.net Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132.

For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/

The Rise of Morgoth

Rise, Modded, Morgoth

The Rise of Morgoth is a server that runs the Lord of the Rings mod developed by Mevans. Started back in 2015, the server retained a stable but small community for nearly a decade. Recently, the entire LotR Mod community has entered a lull of activity, though there are still servers and players that continue to play. Now is the perfect time for new players to try out the mod, especially on our server.

Our server is different from other LotR servers in that while we have factions, light roleplay, and lore in line with Tolkien’s works, we are somewhat lax and allow players to do what they want to do. For example, a player normally would need to achieve enough reputation to become the king of a faction, but if a group of players band together and proclaim one person king, they can rule de-facto until they are challenged.

Another distinguishing feature is that we allow for custom lore and characters, assuming that it would feasibly fit within Tolkien’s world. For example, a player create a character that would be the lord of a certain Rohirric city and play as said character. We even allow for lore from the First and Second age to apply to our world (to a limited degree). We want to focus on the Third Age, but after all, the server is called The Rise of Morgoth.

We grant any player access to temporary creative mode and some world edit features if they decide they want to take on a particularly challenging build, a feature not found in most LotR servers. All builds on the server are made by our own players, such as the Vintner Court, Cirith Ungol, Minas Morgul, Rivendell, and Baraz-Tum.

Besides the LotR mod, we also use CustomNPCs. This allows for players to go on quests created by staff. Current quests are short introductions to the good and evil factions, though there are more to come.

Players who are interested in a smaller community will find themselves at home at the Rise of Morgoth, and anyone interested in the Lord of the Rings should definitely try out the mod, as it’s one of the largest mods in existence. Whether you want a simple life to settle down in the Shire, or want to hunt orcs in one of the major kingdoms of Men or Elves, want to discover riches deep in the earth in a Dwarf hold, or relish in the raids and slaughter that issue out of Orc fortresses, our server has opportunities for all playstyles. The server is due for a resurgence, and many roles are unclaimed, so now is the time.

To join, you’ll need the latest version of the LotR Mod Legacyand CustomNPCs 1.7.10d. Everything you need to join is also available on our Wiki page, including our IP and a Modpack.

Our LotR Wiki Page

Our Discord

IP: 5.62.71.4:21987

Spectre SMP

Spectre, smp

Spectre SMP is a vanilla 1.20.4 SMP based on the foundation set by Hermitcraft. We aim to provide a collaborative and friendly space for friends to play Minecraft together and for awesome creations to be made! Begone, playing singleplayer in multiplayer survival servers! Begone, being the only person making a beautiful megabase! ✨

What do we offer?

Spectre SMP offers a friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff! 🫂
We focus on longevity, so you can expect a long-term world that continues to spark motivation in its players. We discourage speedrunning all the best farms and rushing to get every little thing you can; we want players to give back to the world by building beautiful builds and awesome redstone projects! 🏰
The economy is based on diamonds, which means you can sell your goods and services for that oh-so-lovely blue stuff! All the while, generosity is promoted, so no one holds a monopoly over anything important! 💎
The server comes with the wonderful Dungeons & Taverns structure datapack, as well as many Vanilla Tweaks datapacks installed to liven up the game and keep it from going too stale. ⚔️

We are looking for:

builders and redstoners who want to show off their skills and help make the server a fun environment. PVP and brainless grinding is not what we want.
players who interact often and well with other members.
creative and dedicated minds who set large and impressive goals for the long term.
active community members who will regularly set time to chat and discuss projects for the server.

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.

https://discord.gg/qxW24KgEas

Sleeping Mana’s Promise

Sleeping, Promise, Modded, Manas

Enter duality. A happy and colorful world awaits… But dig deeper and you can find terrifying monsters. Build a cute cafe with adorable decorations. Fight the ancient guardians of the nether and end. Cook scrumptious dishes in all sorts of culinary styles. Ascend to nigh godhood with magic and sorcery. Collect cute pets. Build complex machinery and vehicles with steampunk technology. Howdy! I’ve put together a small server for general chilling, building and getting together to knock the teeth out of large bosses every so often. The modpack that contains abit of everything. Aesthetic decorations up the wazoo, mobs both malevolent and benign, magic, steampunk tech, and more. Battle cataclysmic bosses and then celebrate your victory with a steaming pot of tea. Build your bases alone or together. Tired of villagers? Populate your village with friendly animals, magical creatures and over a dozen types of golems. The overworld too cheery for you? Delve the nether in search of monstrous challenges and massive fortresses. The server is abit of a work in process, as I’m actually waiting on some mods to update to 1.20, so expect even more in the future! To join, come over to our discord and fill in a teeny tiny intro for whiltelisting https://discord.gg/BpUxPUVH

Links to the modpack and suggested resource packs are in the discord.

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Server IP: play.shaded.gg