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Shithole City Minecraft SMP – Who Dey or However
Are you tired of your shithole city getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Join our SMP and watch as we nuke it off the face of the earth! Say goodbye to pesky buildings and hello to a fresh start full of diamonds and creepers waiting to blow you up (in a fun way, of course)! Join now for the ultimate destruction and creation experience, because who needs a city when you have a whole new world to explore? -
Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!
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Chilltown
Chilltown Minecraft Server Overview
IP rd.Chilltown.eu WHAT IS CHILLTOWN?
Chilltown is a survival Minecraft server that expands the vanilla challenge and gameplay, while still keeping the vanilla feel. We just released the 1.21 server last week! We have little to no kids, though they are welcome. Chilltown started in August 2019 with the goal of providing players with a unique and relaxing place to play with their friends.
Key Features:
- Custom beautiful World
- Seasons
- Custom Mobs & Weapons
- Custom Tools & Enchants
- Chunk-based land claiming system (no golden shovel!)
- Non Pay to Win
Sounds interesting? Come join us at IP: rd.Chilltown.eu
FAQ
Question Answer How do I join Chilltown? You can join the server with the IP rd.Chilltown.eu Are there any age restrictions on the server? There are no age restrictions, but most players are older teens and adults. Can I suggest new features for the server? Yes, Chilltown has dedicated feedback and suggestion channels for players to submit their ideas. Is the server Pay to Win? No, Chilltown is a non Pay to Win server. -
MommaNeedsDiamonds Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like taking out loans for family members? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your financial troubles behind!Picture this: you’re mining away in the virtual world, collecting diamonds and building your dream castle, when suddenly your mom pops up in the game asking you to take out a loan for your little brother’s virtual car. But fear not, on our server, you can simply block her and continue on your quest for riches without any consequences!
With our server, you can escape to a world where the only loans you’ll be taking out are from the virtual bank to expand your virtual empire. Say goodbye to real-life debt collectors and hello to a world where the only thing you owe is your allegiance to your fellow Minecraft players.
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual solution to your family drama while you’re at it!
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Nephew-Free Zone: SIL’s Mom Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and crazy in-laws! Join us for a fun and relaxing experience away from all the wh*re-calling, conservative, judgmental relatives.On our server, you can build your own virtual family with no annoying mother-in-laws to criticize your every move. Explore our vast world and create your own peaceful oasis, free from verbal fights and unnecessary drama.
So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 😉
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CraftyCrafter SMP: “Just like Minecraft SMP, but with more crafting!”
Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the dankest memes and the craziest builds. Plus, our admins are like, unicorns that fart rainbows and grant wishes.Join our server if you wanna ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Or maybe you wanna build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless, man.
And like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get weird together!
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FitCraft: MythBusters
Are you tired of hearing the same old fitness myths over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and let us debunk them for you in the most hilarious way possible!We have a secret workout routine where you have to mine diamonds for 10 hours straight to build those muscles. Trust us, your arms will be so ripped, you’ll be able to punch through obsidian like it’s butter!
And forget about protein shakes, on our server, the only way to gain strength is by eating enchanted golden apples. Not only will you feel invincible, but you’ll also have a shiny golden glow that will blind your enemies in battle.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where you have to defeat a dragon in a push-up contest. If you win, you’ll be granted the power to fly in real life. Who needs a gym membership when you can work out in the virtual world and gain superpowers at the same time?
So come join our server and let’s bust those fitness myths together while having a blast!
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NoBlokesAllowedCraft
so like, mate, you know what’s better than buying a home in australia? joining this epic minecraft server! we got kangaroos hopping around, koalas chilling in trees, and crocs lurking in the rivers.if you join our server, you’ll get to build your own aussie dream home, mate. no need to worry about those pesky foreigners buying up all the existing homes, because on this server, it’s all yours, mate.
we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the drop bears and vegemite-loving zombies. trust me, you won’t find a more bonza server out there. so grab your didgeridoo and join us today, mate!