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Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, game design, game dev community, game development, halloween jam, helpful links, indie games, itch.io, Minecraft, obsproject, Recap, Resources, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter, webmcam

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

Alex Chen, Arcadia Bay, Before the Storm, chloe price, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic narrative game, friendship, general, holiday season, LGBTQ Representation, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, rewind time, smp, strange, supernatural power, true colors

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

SisHubComplainsAboutSex

aita, best friends, brother-in-law, Complain, DISRESPECTFUL, Enjoy, family, high sex drive, home, House, husband, Job, Lazy, noise, Obnoxious, quiet down, sex, SisHubComplainsAboutSex, sister, Situation, work ethic

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

10. Infinite possibilities, 11. Seeking enlightenment, 12. Quest for knowledge, 13. Unanswered mysteries, 14. Intellectual curiosity, 15. Big questions, 16. Seeking clarity, 17. Wondering minds, 18. Inquisitive nature, 19. Seeking wisdom, 2. Curiosity, 20. Longing for answers., 3. Knowledge seeking, 4. Mysteries of the universe, 5. Philosophical inquiry, 6. Deep thinking, 7. Seeking truth, 8. Life’s biggest questions, 9. Existential pondering, CraftyQA, ultimate question

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3087	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

abandoning, CHANGE, Constitutional, decision, Democracy, Government, leadership, legislative elections, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Monarchy, nation, policy, Political, poll, process, qatar, QatarCraft, referendum, REFORM, Ruler, Server, Vote

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	4549	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Potions Brewed:	172
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Farms Harvested:	495	Enchantments Applied:	270
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!