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ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

companions, coping with loneliness., Craft, Loneliness, loneliness advice, loneliness awareness, loneliness community, loneliness counseling, loneliness discussion, loneliness guidance, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness quotes, loneliness resources, loneliness solutions, loneliness strategies, loneliness support, loneliness techniques, loneliness therapy, loneliness tips, LonelyCraft, mental health, self-care

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3923	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Farms Harvested:	979
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

economic impact, economic pressure, economic sanctions, economic sanctions impact, Economy, financial crisis, financial lifeline, Financial Stability, geopolitical risks, Global markets, international finance, international relations, Minecraft, October 12, political tensions, Redstone, Roubles, russia, Russian economy, sanctions, secondary sanctions, Server, strained, trade restrictions

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you pee your pants with laughter!

we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

build your own financial lifeline with our virtual currency system and become the richest player in the server!

but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin!

StPeteSmackdown: Ultimate Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, Allies, border, Defense, Deterrence, eastern europe, Former Chief of Staff, General Rajmund Andrzejczak, Lithuania, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, nato, Poland’s Armed Forces, Radius, response, Russian forces, SECURITY, st petersburg, StPeteSmackdown, strategic assets, strike, Target, Ultimate

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server and become part of the most intense battle between Poland and Russia! Former Chief of Staff of Poland’s Armed Forces General Rajmund Andrzejczak is leading the charge, ready to strike directly at St. Petersburg if Russian forces dare to cross the border into Lithuania.

Build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown as allies target all of Russia’s strategic assets within a 300km radius in the first minutes of battle. Will you fight for Poland’s honor or join the Russian forces in a desperate attempt to defend St. Petersburg? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, epic battles, and maybe even a few brain cells lost along the way. Let’s get crafting, comrades!

The Murderer’s Minecraft Server

crime, criminal, death, double homicide, fatal act, Guilty, Homicide, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Motive, murder, Murderers, perpetrator, punishment, remorse, Server, SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to set foot in it. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a player who once killed TWO people in-game. That’s right, TWO! And we’re not talking about just any players, we’re talking about seasoned Minecraft veterans who thought they could outsmart him. But nope, he showed them who’s boss with his epic PvP skills. So if you want to test your mettle against a real Minecraft assassin, join our server today! Just be sure to watch your back… and your front… and your sides. Actually, just watch everything. You never know when he might strike next!

Minecraft SMP – CReaTiVe PlaYinG GeNius

Aletheia: Return of Odysseus, Arcanum, Archaelund, Archquest, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Banquet for Fools, Call of Saregnar, clockwork revolution, Code of the Savage, Computer Role Playing Games, Creative, crpg, Dark Sun, darklands, deus ex, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Flint: Treasure of Oblivion, GENIUS, Gothic, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Owlcat RPGs, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, pillars of eternity, planescape torment, Playing, Prometheus Wept, risen, shadowrun, smp, Spiderweb Software RPGs, star wars knights of the old republic, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mines Excavated:	4865
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take RPGs to a whole new level! We’re talking about games like Baldur’s Gate, Dragon Age, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines. But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like “Clockwork Revolution” where you can literally turn back time and “Banquet for Fools” where you can feast with the craziest characters.

Join us for epic quests, insane storylines, and a community of gamers who are just as obsessed with RPGs as you are. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

SalesPersonSass

acknowledge, black slacks, Conversation, Coolers, DAUGHTER, drink, Errand, Event, grocery store, handle better, ignored, napped, POLO, Rude, sales people, SalesPersonSass, shopping, Son, Table, veggies, Wife

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2883
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life awkward encounters? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to avoid those pesky people trying to talk to you while you’re just trying to shop for veggies and dip. No more dealing with strangers trying to make small talk – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special in-game seal pet to give those awkward encounters the side-eye they deserve. Don’t be an AITA, join our server today!

GhostlyInteractions – Minecraft SMP

avoidance behavior, Communication, communication breakdown, DATING, digital age, disappearing act, disappearing without explanation, emotional avoidance, fear of confrontation, ghosting, GhostlyInteractions, lack of accountability, lack of closure, lack of respect, Minecraft, modern interactions, online dating, rejection, relationships, smp, social media, social norms, Technology

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Votes:	7522	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of being ghosted in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, ghosting is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! That’s right, we have a whole ghost town where players can disappear without a trace, leaving everyone scratching their heads and wondering where they went. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with more spooky vibes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of ghosting your friends and foes alike. Who needs to communicate when you can just vanish into thin air? Plus, we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of players past like to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. It’s a ghostly good time for all!

So if you’re looking for a server where ghosting is not only accepted, but celebrated, then look no further. Join us and embrace the ghostly side of Minecraft!

ShortyCraft

body image, Confidence, dating preferences, dating standards, height and attractiveness, height and relationships., height discrimination, height insecurity, height preference, height requirements, height shaming, height standards, height stereotypes, Heightism, Masculinity, physical appearance, self esteem, short guys, short men, ShortyCraft, societal expectations

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop laughs and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary tale of Shorty McShortshort, the shortest man in all of Minecraftia. Legend has it that he once defeated a giant Creeper by tickling its toes with a feather! And if you join our server, you might just have the chance to meet Shorty and learn his secret tickling technique.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Will you be the next Chicken Jousting champion and win the coveted Golden Egg trophy?

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see just how short is too short in a man!

SovereignCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Iranian influence, Israel, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politics, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SovereignCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, UN ambassador, united nations

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Votes:	1963
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so, liek, u kno how u always wanna play minecraft but u dont kno where to go? well, come join our server cuz we got da craziest shiz ever!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and dance to dubstep.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with ur homies and sip on some virtual lemonade?

plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows shoot out of his butt.

so come join us and reclaim ur sovereignty from the evil forces of boredom! it’s gonna be lit, fam.