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Scumbag City Minecraft Madness

city, don’t want anything, long trail tag, madness, Minecraft, Scumbag, scumbag city, trafficking churches

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the clutches of TRAFFICKING CHURCHES in this scumbag city! Say goodbye to those sad faces and join us for some epic adventures and laughs!

Join us if you want to build a fortress made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, ride on the back of a giant chicken as your trusty steed, and battle against an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server’s hidden unicorn kingdom and participate in our weekly disco parties with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that sad city behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and fun!

CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

achievement, Anons, appreciation, Assistance, better world, BTWers, collaboration, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital, Generosity, Grateful, Improvement, internet, Kindness, Minecrafters, ONLINE, premium account, sharing, solidarity, Support, Technology, unite, Unity

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	89	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Blocky Blade Bash

5 days, anticipation, Bash, blade, blocky, countdown, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, game hype, game launch, game release, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming excitement, gaming industry, Hyped, Modern Gaming, New Release, Release, save gaming, stellar blade, upcoming game, video games

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

body composition, body image, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, bulk, BulkCraft, bulking, CREEPERS, diet, endermen, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, gym, health, Hit, intentional weight gain, mindset, muscle building, muscle gain, nutrition, physique, self improvement, strength training, weight gain

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	699
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, balance, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Meta, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, strategy, Tier List, Tips, Tournaments, Training

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	78
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers throw parties in your honor.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a magic sword that could slay dragons with a single swipe. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Enderman, who will bust a move for you if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And let’s not forget about the Talking Sheep who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wilderness.

So come on down to our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the Disco Zombies who love to boogie down while trying to eat your brains. Trust us, it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

Crafty Banter: Make a Mate

acceptance, banter, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, forgiveness, friendship, friendship goals, Friendship struggles, Lose a friend, Losing friends, loyalty, Make a friend, MAKING FRIENDS, Mate, personal growth, racism, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social dynamics, They find out I’m racist, Trust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Votes:	9230	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendships, drama, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on, ready to build your dream world with your new best friend. But uh-oh, turns out they’re actually a racist llama in disguise! Watch as you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft politics and lose a friend faster than you can say “creeper”.

But fear not, because on this server, every setback is just a hilarious plot twist waiting to happen. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: The LOLz Edition

Anime, concubines, Crafty, desire, Dominant, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Girls, hentai, Japanese culture, lolz, Manga, McCraftface, one night stands, Otaku, relationships, romance, sex slaves, submissive, taboo, temptation, waifu

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find anime girls that you wouldn’t waifu but would take as concubines, sex slaves or just one-night stands!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated temptresses who are ready to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Build your own harem of virtual vixens and conquer the virtual world with your anime beauties by your side.

But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical waifus. They are fierce, independent, and not afraid to kick some blocky butt. So grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to pixelated paradise with the most unconventional anime girls around. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for one of these virtual vixens in ways you never expected.

Sisterly Love Minecraft

best ways, Boundaries, controversial, desire, Erotica, family, FANTASY, forbidden love, fucking sister, guide to fuck sister, ideas, Intimacy, lets goo, love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, secret rendezvous, sexual exploration, Siblings, Sisterly, Stories, taboo

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your willingness to engage in some questionable activities!

Join us for the best ways to build, create, and explore…and maybe even some interesting interactions with your sister! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on our server?

Our community is full of enthusiastic players who are always up for a good time, whether that involves building a giant castle or…well, you know.

So come on and join us for some unforgettable moments and unique experiences. Who knows, you might just end up with a new best friend…or a new step-sibling!

Pixel Ninja Adventures

80s innovation, Adventures, Aging population, American phones, Boomers, Chinese phones, global competition., high salary, innovation, international competition, Japanese economy, Japanese markets, Japanese tech, Japanese technology, Korean phones, ninja, nursing home, PIXEL, slipping behind, technological advancements, Vietnam laborers, workforce challenges

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Votes:	9717
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boomers ruining everything? Join our server and escape to a world where Japanese tech is still #1! Forget about American or Chinese/Korean phones, we’re all about that Japanese innovation here.

On our server, you can build your own high-tech Japanese-inspired creations and show off your skills to the world. Don’t let boomers hold you back, come join us and be part of a community that values creativity and innovation above all else.

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where Japan is still ruling the tech world. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boomers behind and join us on our epic quest to bring Japanese tech back to its former glory!

Crafty Wose’s LOLz Mine

attention-grabbing, buzzworthy, Crafty, EXCITEMENT, eye-catching, Frontpage, headline, Internet Sensation, lolz, media coverage, News, newsworthy, noteworthy, online fame, Popular, social media, spotlight, trending, trending topic, viral, WOSE, Woses

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Void Gems Collected:	33
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the Wose are taking over the front page! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft and will guide you to victory. – We have a secret underground base where players can ride giant spiders as mounts and explore hidden treasures. – Our PvP battles are not your average fights – we have players riding unicorns shooting rainbow lasers at each other. – The winner of our weekly building contest gets to have a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. – We have a disco party every Friday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win diamond armor as prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!