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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7822 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Animals Bred: | 31 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.
Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!