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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 9894 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
come join our minecraft server, where the creepers are so dumb they think they’re just giving you a hug! the villagers are always getting stuck in trees because they’re too busy dancing to the funky music playing in the background. and don’t even get me started on the chickens, they’re all secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.
also, did i mention that the diamonds in our server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. so not only can you mine for valuable resources, but you can also satisfy your sweet tooth at the same time. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive ender dragon.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and completely bonkers minecraft server where anything is possible and nothing is off limits. just be sure to watch out for those mischievous car alarms – you never know when they might start blaring for no reason at all!
