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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3039 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9445 | Emeralds Found: | 507 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 466 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows