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| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6779 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story, bro. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llama hybrids. Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun…we think.
Oh, and did we mention the giant chicken that roams the land, challenging players to epic duels? Yeah, that’s a thing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Just remember, you voted for this madness, so no refunds allowed. LMAO!
