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PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Towns Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dimension Hops:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	4218	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9674
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Potions Brewed:	22

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!