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NoMoreNaturalFunctions

10. Unpleasant bodily sensations, 11. Bodily inconveniences, 12. Disruptive bodily functions, 13. Unwanted physical reactions, 14. Inconvenient bodily processes, 15. Uncomfortable bodily functions, 16. Undesirable bodily functions, 17. Unwelcome bodily reactions, 18. Unpleasant physical reactions, 19. Unwanted physiological responses, 2. Natural bodily processes, 20. Annoying physical sensations., 3. Annoying body habits, 4. Unwanted bodily functions, 5. Physical discomfort, 6. Involuntary actions, 7. Embarrassing bodily reactions, 8. Irritating body functions, 9. Uncontrollable bodily responses, body functions, NoMoreNaturalFunctions

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	590
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

KurskCraft: BufferZoneBuilder

border control, buffer zone, BufferZoneBuilder, Conflict, cross-border incursions, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military Action, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political strategy, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, Ukrainian president

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	53	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we create buffer zones in Russia’s Kursk region like the Ukrainian president! build your own fortress to protect against invading creepers and zombies! we promise not to start any international conflicts, just lots of fun and chaos! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! join now and be a part of the most insane adventure in minecraft history!

CraftyCooksMC

Assistance, burden sharing, collaboration, cooperation, CraftyCooksMC, efficiency, group work, Harmony, light work, Many hands, productivity, ProVerb, proverb interpretation, Saying, spoil the broth, team dynamics, team effort, teamwork, too many cooks, Unity, work together

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumfin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ da macarena! if u join dis server, u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds like a boss!

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and rare loot. u gotta solve riddles and fight off zombie hordes to get to it, but it’s totally worth it, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts marshmallows for s’mores? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join da fun and be part of our crazy minecraft family. remember, many hands make light work, but too many cooks spoil the broth. so let’s all work together and make dis server da best one out there!

☀️ Sunburned SMP: Survival of the Fishiest! 🐟💥🎣 No Weekly Challenges, Just BBQ Skills & Events! Optional PvP, No SPF Needed! 🌞

Arena, Auctions, bbq, bedrock, Challenges, Custom Gear, Economy, Events, Fishiest, Fishing, Free Ranks, Grief Prevention, java, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, Minecraft, Needed, Optional, Perks, PvP, Quests, Shops, Skills, smp, SPF, Sunburned, Survival, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Magic Items Found:	1595
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
TikTok	Shaded TikTok

Features of Shaded Minecraft Server

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Connect with Shaded

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the Shaded Minecraft server?	You can join by copying and pasting the server IP “play.shaded.gg” into your Minecraft client.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
Can I protect my builds on the server?	Yes, Shaded provides a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to keep your creations safe and secure.
How can I earn free ranks and perks on Shaded?	You can earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting for the server and participating in events and challenges.

KoreanCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Asian American, consequences, controversy, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, dog whistle, ethnicity, Identity, inclusion, Korean, KoreanCraft, microaggressions, Minecraft, offensive language, racial profiling, racism, repercussions.., Server, social justice, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you question if the owner is secretly Korean! But don’t worry, we’re not here to start any international incidents, we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic creations together. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind the mysterious Korean connection. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see where the madness takes you!

SMPixelated – Minecraft SMP: Endwalker Edition

Balmung, Coeurl, Community, crystal, Edition, Empyreum, endwalker, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monty Python’s Life of Brian, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, smp, SMPixelated, The Goblet, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9747	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a new boss mob called the Ender-Chicken. Join now to experience the madness!

Looking for resources? We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots. And don’t forget to join one of our Free Companies, where we offer free llama rides every Tuesday.

But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening soon, where you can participate in a watermelon eating contest and a synchronized sheep shearing competition. And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups, like the Monthly Male Meatup where we only allow players with mustaches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be careful of the killer bunnies lurking in the shadows…

SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5534

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

LieCraft SMP: BelievedLies

#revelation, BELIEF, BelievedLies, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, disillusionment, false belief, false reality, falsehood, LieCraft, Misconception, Myth, realization, smp, Trust, untruth

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shatter all your misconceptions! Join us and discover a land where chickens ride on the backs of creepers and zombies breakdance for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?

MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Magic Items Found:	3415
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

authorisation, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Times, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!