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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1836 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 442894 |
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