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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4512 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 352 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.
So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?
