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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 3116 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?