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Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

CraftyDirect LOLz

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs like they’re your trusty steed, battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs for exclusive loot. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ores Mined:	5359	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	797788

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?

And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

MaxHaggin’ Bros: Back in Action!

#catchingup, #goodtimes, #Hagmaxxingbros, #Hagmaxxingbros we’re so back, #togetheragain, #we’re so back, action, BFF’s, Bonding, bros, celebration, EXCITEMENT, Friends, FriendshipGoals, Fun, Laughter, MaxHaggin, Memories, Nostalgia, Party, reconnect, reunion, Throwback

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	573
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because Hagmaxxingbros is here to shake things up!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of hags who have mastered the art of maxxing out their Minecraft skills. These hags are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamonds in just 5 minutes!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of bros who are always up for a good time. These bros have the strength of ten Steve’s and can mine through bedrock with their bare hands!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of hags and bros teaming up to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen? Join us at Hagmaxxingbros and get ready for a wild ride!

Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!

#youtube, adultery, Alcoholic, Allen the magic goose, Allowed, Ban, Canadian animated show, co, Comedy Network, Craft, crazy, discussion, emotions, Fan art, fan art folder, fat, Kevin Spencer, kevin’s, Kingdom, law, old website, pants, parents, playlist, rule, shouting matches, SOCIOPATHIC, teenager, Tubi, welfare recipient

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of the Kevin Spencer show!

Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.

And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.

HonkaiCraft: Star Honk General

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. The possibilities are endless as you navigate through dungeons filled with treasure and face off against giant spiders riding on top of creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features custom skins that turn you into a majestic unicorn or a fierce dragon. And don’t forget about our exclusive in-game events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with other players to take down a horde of evil mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where No. 14725667 by Anonymous Happens

#clues, alibi, ANONYMOUS, Crafty, crime, detective, Evidence, interrogation, investigation, Justice, McCraftface, Motive, murder, Mystery, No. 14725667, plot twist, Red Herring, resolution, Server, suspects, Suspense, Thriller, whodunit

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for the chance to ride on a pig with a saddle while battling evil zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a pet exploding cow).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks while riding a unicorn through the clouds? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	7010
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

drqz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Turning up the heat in Varendonk! It’s sizzling hot with that “vanilla” flavor!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Love Letters Sent:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Location	Europe (Netherlands)
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Preferred Players	Dutch-speaking, English-speaking

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server to find the server IP: https://discord.gg/k73XwuTRNE
Do I need any mods to play on the server?	No, this is a vanilla survival server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay for all players. Please refer to the discord server for the rules.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Our admins are so laid back, they don’t even know how to use ban bots properly. Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a little too). Plus, rumor has it that after 100 days, all bans are magically lifted by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!