animated rant – New Minecraft Servers (June 2025)

Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Characters, community event, Competition, creative writing, dystopian, futuristic, games, HG, Hunger, Hunger Games, Minecraft, NeoTokyo, online gaming, pastebin, role playing, semi-coherent narratives, Shenanigans, smp, storytelling, Survival, virtual reality, web-based battle royale

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the futuristic city of Neotokyo! But this ain’t your average SMP, oh no. We like to spice things up with some good ol’ fashioned web-based battle royale events. And when we say anything and anyone can join, we mean it. You might find yourself facing off against a herd of angry cows or even a group of dancing llamas.

But the best part? Some players take it to the next level by writing epic sagas about their in-game characters and their wild adventures in the battle royale. Who knows, you might become a legendary hero or a notorious villain in the lore of our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in Neotokyo. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, shenanigans are always guaranteed!

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Zion’s Crafty Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, cautionary tale, conspiracy theories, Crafty, dangerous ideology, Disinformation, extremist beliefs, fake news, global domination, Hate Speech, hidden agenda., historical document, illuminati, Jewish conspiracy, Minecraft, Misinformation, new world order, political manipulation, Propaganda, Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion, secret societies, Server, world domination, Zions

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, but be warned – our dragon is actually a shape-shifting llama with a taste for diamond armor! And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band and are terrorizing the land with their terrible music!

Tell your friends IRL about our server and watch as they all come running to join in on the madness. But be careful, because once they enter our world, they’ll never want to leave. They’ll become obsessed with building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT and challenging each other to ridiculous parkour races through lava-filled obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the chaos. Who knows, you might even become the chosen one destined to save us all from the dreaded llama dragon and his boy band of zombie villagers. Or you might just end up getting blown up by your own TNT statue – either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

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Slopdown Cancelled? Minecraft SMP – Me When Aewtrannies and Hogwheels Say

Aewtrannies, CANCELLED, controversy, correct the record, corrections, Drama, Entertainment, fan reactions, Fandom, Hogwheels, internet trolls, Minecraft, Misinformation, online arguments, pop culture, Rumors, Slopdown, smp, social media, television, wrestling

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the aewtrannies and the hogwheels as they fight over the fate of Slopdown. Will it be cancelled? Will it be saved? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the hero of Slopdown and save the day! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen.

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Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arpeggio Fault, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, character demo, Combat Intel, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Events, Falling Stars, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, Minecraft, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, sandwiches, Server, special program, Teaser, Trailer, useful links, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most action-packed place you’ll ever experience!

Join now for a chance to uncover the mystery of Arpeggio Fault, battle it out in the Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, and even participate in the “En-Nah” Assistant Program (whatever that means).

But wait, there’s more! Help Kai, clean up some routine bounties, and when sandwiches come a knockin’, you better be ready for some epic sandwich battles.

And don’t forget about our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HARUMASAFREE, because who doesn’t love free stuff, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with craziness, excitement, and maybe even a few falling stars along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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> The Black Man Marches On Minecraft SMP

activism, African American, Black, black history, black man, Chads, civil rights, demonstration, discrimination, empowerment, man, MARCHES, marches on, Minecraft, movement, negro, Oppression, Progressivism, protest, Racial equality, smp, social justice, solidarity, Unity, where we at

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server, where the black man marches on and the negro chads reign supreme. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best dance moves.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

– Our admin team consists of highly trained penguins who are experts in redstone engineering and building jaw-dropping structures. They may waddle around awkwardly, but don’t underestimate their skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience. The black man marches on, and the negro chads are waiting for you to join their ranks!

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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

acceptance, adult industry, consent, Desires, empowerment, escort services, fantasies, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, hookup culture, Inclusivity, Intimacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, online dating, Paradise, PIXEL, relationships, Server, sex, sex workers, Sexuality, Transgender, transgirls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transgirls who are ready and willing to have sex with you right now! That’s right, you can build and mine during the day and then have some steamy virtual fun at night. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to spice up your Minecraft experience like never before. Join us today and let the wild adventures begin!

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Christmas Eth Giveaway Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, christmas, Christmas celebration, Christmas Event, Christmas Giveaway, Christmas surprise, crypto giveaway, cryptocurrency, DEADLINE, December 25, Digital Currency, ETH, Eth giveaway, Eth prize, Eth reward, Giveaway, giveaway/contest, holiday giveaway, holiday season, Minecraft, Pst, smp, Treasure hunt, turning 25, virtual currency

Hey gamers! So, get this – our fearless leader is turning 25 on December 25th and he’s feeling extra generous. He’s giving away 25 eth (that’s right, cryptocurrency baby) to celebrate! But here’s the catch – you gotta join our Minecraft SMP and participate in a wild treasure hunt. The first 5 people to reach the end will score 5 eth each. And if less than 5 make it, they’ll split the loot.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the treasure is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers. And the final clue is hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, folks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server, gear up, and get ready to hunt for that sweet, sweet eth. Deadline is December 26th, so don’t miss out on this epic adventure. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

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Boogiepop Phantom’s Fun Minecraft Server

Anime, Atmospheric, Boogiepop, boogiepop phantom, complex narrative, cult classic, Dark, deep character development, enigmatic protagonist, Fun, Hidden Gem, horror elements, mind-bending, Minecraft, mysterious events, Mystery, non-linear storytelling, Overlooked, Phantoms, psychological thriller, Server, Supernatural, surreal, Thought-provoking, Underrated, unique art style

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your virtual block.

Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting to be plundered?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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BlockyTruth Minecraft SMP

BlockyTruth, can’t, handle, handle the truth, long tail, Minecraft, Ms Block, Ms Block truth, smp, tags, Truth, truth Ms Block, you can’t handle the truth

Are you ready to enter a Minecraft world where the blocks talk back? Where the creepers throw parties instead of exploding? Where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Welcome to the craziest SMP server you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the truth about this server is so wild, so wacky, that your mind might just explode like a TNT block. Only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the chaos that awaits in this twisted Minecraft realm.

But hey, if you’re up for a challenge and ready to laugh until your sides hurt, then come on in and join the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie or trading secrets with a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless in this mind-bending, reality-defying Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can handle the truth of MS Block! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

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Block Party Minecraft Server

African American community, black people, BLOCK, civil rights movement, cultural perceptions, discrimination, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, minority groups, Party, prejudice, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial tensions, racism, Server, social commentary, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, systemic racism

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So why are black ‘people’ like this? Because on our server, anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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