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BlockyLife Rises Slowly

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3326
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

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Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crops Grown:	7833
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7476
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Votes:	7626
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Animals Bred:	41	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	New Chunks Explored:	56934
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!