Animals on the Loose: A You vs. Wild Minecraft Servers

Duce’s SMP: Where even the pixels are over 18!

+18, 2013, 40s players, apply, Community Based, Discord, Duces, hermitcraft, large community builds, mid 20s, Mindcrack, MindCrack inspired, Mini Games, nether hubs, pixels, playing together, Saturday start, slow play style, smp, town halls, Vanilla, Village, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	Since 2013
Player Age Range	Mid 20s to 40s
Play Style	Slow and community-based
Main Focus	Large community builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Please apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/MvEM9NzfHt
What type of builds are common on the server?	Large community builds such as nether hubs, town halls, and mini games are common
Is the server active and populated?	Yes, we have a dedicated player base with a range of ages

BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server

BlockyBobs, character abuse, gaming history, gamon, long tail tags, Minecraft, mistreated characters, Server, video games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of seeing poor Gamon getting beaten up in World of Warcraft? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Gamon is the ultimate hero! He’s the king of the server, riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig and slaying dragons with a single punch. Join our server and witness the epic saga of Gamon as he takes on the forces of evil and becomes the ultimate champion of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet dragon of your very own. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the legend of Gamon!

SMPWrestlerCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Wrestling Experience

big tiddies, choppa phase, doesn’t give a shit, Experience, funny, humor, Initiates Choppa Phase 5, INITIATION, initiation thread, meme, Minecraft, objectively based, Objectively Based Wrestlers, phase 5, smp, SMPWrestlerCraft, sucks on big tiddies, Thread, TIDDIES, Ultimate, Wrestlers, wrestlers thread, wrestling, wrestling thread

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	3841

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of surviving Choppa Phase 5 – trust us, it’s no joke. And after a long day of battling it out, you can relax by sucking on some big tiddies (yes, you read that right). Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever experience in a Minecraft server. Join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

anger, awkward situations, Babysitting, Boundaries, child care, Communication, daycare, feeling taken advantage of, Friends, Help, husband, Kids, KidzCraft, Minecraft, neighbor, overreacting, parenting, saying no, Server, stay at home mom, Upset, working parents, working together

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Divine Spears Created:	15	Crops Grown:	6627
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your neighbors? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and leave all your babysitting woes behind. No more awkward conversations with your neighbors, no more feeling like a doormat. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a dragon tamer!

Forget about saying no to babysitting requests, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is epic adventures and endless fun. So come on, join us and leave the babysitting drama behind – after all, who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

NoKidsNoDiamonds

Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, INDEPENDENCE, NoKidsNoDiamonds, Obligations, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Siblings, stress, Support, vacation, work

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Are you tired of being called a worthless piece of shit by your family? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after dealing with annoying relatives. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of living with family members who never pay bills. Join us now and build your own virtual family that actually appreciates you!

RedFlagMan on Minecraft SMP

anger issues, Cheating, communication problems, controlling behavior, DATING, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of empathy, manipulative behavior, Men, Minecraft, narcissistic traits, red flags, red flags in men, reddit, RedFlagMan, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join us if you want to witness the epic tale of Steve, the blocky Casanova who wooed all the villagers with his impeccable redstone skills and charming smile. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Pigman Gang, a group of pigs who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But beware, there are red flags aplenty in this wacky world. From players who build giant statues of themselves to those who hoard all the diamonds for themselves, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home!

10/10 Show Limited Ed.

10/10, Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Favorite, fewer than 50 episodes, Hidden Gem, LIMITED, must watch, Rating, short series, Show, Suspenseful, television, Thriller, Top Picks, TV series, tv show, Underrated

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	9596	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a character from your favorite TV show with fewer than 50 episodes! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own version of Pawnee from Parks and Recreation or fight off Demogorgons in the Upside Down from Stranger Things.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves dressed as the cast of Game of Thrones.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate crossover event of your wildest dreams! Who needs a TV show when you can live it out in Minecraft?

SafariSlaughter Minecraft Server

animal culling, Animals, conservation, elephants, Endangered species, ethical hunting, hippos, hunting, meat distribution, Minecraft, Namibia, Namibian wildlife, SafariSlaughter, Server, sustainable hunting, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat management, wildlife management, wildlife population control, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wildlife sustainability

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6920
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got elephants and hippos runnin’ wild all over the place! forget about buildin’ houses and minin’ for diamonds, here u gotta dodge stampedin’ elephants and hippos chargin’ at u while u try to survive!

we got this one player who tried to ride an elephant but ended up gettin’ launched into the sky like a rocket ship! and another player who tried to tame a hippo but it ended up eatin’ their whole house!

come join the madness and see if u can survive the wild animals of this server! plus, if u manage to kill one of these beasts, u get to distribute the meat to all the other players as a reward! who needs diamonds when u can have elephant steaks for dinner, amirite?

so what u waitin’ for? come join the fun and see if u can make it out alive on this wild minecraft server!

TalibanCraft: Women Rule, ISIS Drool!

Afghanistan, al-qaeda, Conflict Resolution, Drool, extremism, foreign policy, gender inequality, global security, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Isis, Islamic fundamentalism, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, Political unrest, rule, social justice, Taliban rule, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, War on Terror, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can escape to a world where the taliban and isis don’t exist!!! join us and be free from oppression like the women in afghanistan!!! build ur own empire and fight off evil mobs like the taliban and isis!!! u can be the hero in this crazy world where anything is possible!!! come join us and let’s defeat the bad guys together!!!

PupperPressMC

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Towns Built:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Emeralds Found:	6638	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where dogs be understandin’ words from soundboard buttons! like, imagine pressin’ a button and ur dog be like “woof woof i want steak!” it’s like telepathy but wit buttons!

not only dat, but we got pigs flyin’ around on jetpacks and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like dis before, i tell ya!

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs be gettin’ down? it’s lit, fam.

so come on, join dis server and experience the wackiest, wildest, most mind-blowin’ minecraft shenanigans of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it.