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Toothbrushing Ram Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll witness the craziest things happening, like your RAM brushing its own teeth! Our server is so advanced, even the computer parts have a mind of their own. Who needs players when your RAM can play for you, am I right? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where even inanimate objects come to life. Join now and see what other surprises await you!

ExStepChefCraft

Abandoned, ABSENT, autism, Cooking, Dinner, ex, ExStepChefCraft, family, Father, Food, Frustration, grandmother, hobby, husband, Job, parents, refusing, Son, special needs, stepsister, waltz

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Potions Brewed:	54
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Runes Activated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

captivating performances, Character development, cinematic journey, deep emotions, diverse emotions, dramatic moments, EmoCraft, emotional depth, emotional impact, Emotional rollercoaster, evocative storytelling, express, Feels, heart-wrenching, Heartwarming, immersive experience, intense feelings, movie experience., moving scenes, powerful storytelling, soul-stirring, tearjerker, Thought-provoking

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

asset management, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic aid, economic sanctions, EU, european union, financial resources., financial restrictions, financial support, foreign policy, Frostcraft, frozen assets, fund utilization, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

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We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	205	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	8636
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!