đ Welcome to the WACKIEST Minecraft SMP you never knew you needed! Forget about normal servers with boring stuff like building and miningâour server has a pet llama that dances to dubstep and a secret underground lair where the frogs plot world domination! đ¸â¨
First things first, our server is powered by the tears of a thousand skeletons. No kidding! If you join, you can help us collect more skeleton tears for extra enchantments. Itâs like gluing glitter on your shoes, but way more illegal and WAY MORE FUN! đ¤Ż
Also, if youâre a cat person, youâll be thrilled to know we have a CAT-astrophe mode! đąđŤ Every 30 minutes, cats will spawn in the Nether and if you don’t feed them fish, theyâll summon a T-Rex to eat your house! Who wouldnât want that?
And letâs talk about our unique claiming system. Instead of boring old blocks, we use slices of pizza as currency. đ Yeah, you heard that right! You can barter for building permissions with pepperoni slices. Just imagine sneaking up on your friends in the middle of the night and throwing pizza slices at them like you’re a boss in a pizza-themed Mario game. Itâs a chaotic culinary dream!
By the way, you’ll want to watch out for the infamous âCreeper Mafia.â Theyâre not just any old creepers; they’re armed with dynamite and a vendetta against anyone who canât answer trivia about the best pizza toppings. One guy got blown up last week because he said he likes pineapple on his pizza. TOTAL MADNESS! đŁđ
Need more reasons? We have potato fights every Friday! Honest to Steve, the potatoes are not your regular potatoes. Theyâre enchanted with the power of memes! So when you throw one, it creates a whirlwind of nostalgia that makes everyone nearby spontaneously quote random Spongebob lines. đąđ
And letâs not forget about the daily âhow to survive your Minecraft existential crisisâ group therapy sessions led by our resident Enderman psychologist. He got his degree from an online magic university, so you KNOW heâs legit! đ§ââď¸đ
Join us now before the server ironically gets shut down for being TOO awesome. Hurry, grab your most outrageous skin and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! If you donât join, youâll regret it like that time you tried to swim in lava because you thought it was a hot spring!
So, do you suck at Minecraft? PERFECT! We embrace the chaos here. Come be a part of a realm where falling into lava is an accepted form of self-expression. We canât wait to see you! And remember, pizza is life! đđ