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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8124 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got animals getting frisky with women, and even Pokemon getting in on the action. Need a laugh? Just watch someone suck on a sloppy horse schlong – it’s a riot!
But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
