But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
Our server is so crazy, we have images of women getting it on with animals and fictional feral creatures. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and definitely not real life (we hope).
If you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, come join us for a wild and wacky time. Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door!
JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS, AND BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE!
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY EVERY NIGHT WHERE THE CREEPERS SHOW OFF THEIR BEST MOVES.
ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS WHO ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY ALIENS TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD? YEAH, IT’S WILD.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE!
| Version | 1.21 SMP |
|---|---|
| Experience | Vanilla-like with added features |
| Features | Whitelist protection, custom enchantments, food skewers, proximity voice chat, and more |
To join our SMP server, apply for the whitelist on our Discord server in the #whitelist-application channel. An interview will be conducted followed by a review of the rules.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Proximity Voice Chat | Talk to friends and neighbors in-game using Simple Voice Chat. |
| Food Skewers | Try out new foods like veggie skewers. |
| Extra Records | Enjoy new music discs in the game. |
| Unstable Enchantments | Unique enchantments beyond vanilla limits. |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| No commands or claims | Immersion-friendly gameplay without commands. |
| Custom enchantments | Additional enchantments and curses available. |
| Wholesome community | Focus on cooperative gameplay. |
| No PvP | PvP only with consent from all players involved. |
| Various rebalances | Equalizing playstyles for all players. |
Join us and witness the legendary showdown between Brazil and California, where the winner gets to control the weather in-game for a day. Watch as Biden and Slovenia team up to take on a horde of zombies, all while juggling French politics and Euro foot matches. And don’t forget about the intense rivalry between Turkey and the players who keep stealing their diamonds.
So why wait? Come join us on the most talked-about server in the world (according to a totally real survey conducted by our team of highly trained llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us and experience the thrill of mining for virtual bitcoins, monero, and Ethereum in our pixelated universe. Don’t worry, there’s no actual crypto involved, just the satisfaction of knowing you’re part of something revolutionary.
Our server is so secure, even Herobrine himself couldn’t fake a transaction on our blockchain. With public keys to show where to put your virtual riches and private keys to validate those transactions, you’ll feel like a true digital pioneer.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s mine, build, and conquer the blockchain together. Who knows, you might just become the Steve Jobs of Minecraft!
Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more listening to Jenny’s never-ending stories about her family and friends. Instead, immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixels where the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.
And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of your everyday life, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, explore a cave, or just chill by the virtual pool with a virtual drink in hand. The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to being Jenny’s unpaid therapist. Because let’s face it, you deserve a nap more than anyone!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of angry wolves start chasing you because you accidentally hit one with your pickaxe. But fear not, on our server, you can tame those wolves and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!
Or how about the time you tried to build a simple house but ended up creating a giant statue of a chicken instead? Only on our server can you turn your building blunders into works of art that will leave your fellow players in stitches.
So come join us and say goodbye to anger and hello to endless laughter and fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have exploding creepers and derpy chickens to keep you entertained?