But the real question is, who do you think would be the best at blowing horses? We’ve got some real contenders in our server, let me tell you. And don’t worry, we keep it all in good fun – no real shit allowed or the mods will come in and delete the thread faster than you can say “horse schlong.”
So come join us for some outrageous adventures and insane stories – just don’t be like that dumbass who got the last thread nuked. Let’s keep the laughs coming and the good times rolling in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
Our server is so crazy, we have images of women getting it on with animals and fictional feral creatures. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and definitely not real life (we hope).
If you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, come join us for a wild and wacky time. Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door!
| Server Name | Into The Void SMP |
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| Version | 1.21 |
| Launch Date | 6th July |
Into The Void SMP is a new vanilla Minecraft server looking for players to join a growing community. With a focus on building, casual gameplay, and fun, players can expect to hangout, make friends, share ideas, and participate in various in-game activities.
To join the server, please join the Discord server “IntoTheVoid Discord” to get access.
No, the server welcomes both builders and casual players who are looking for a chill Minecraft experience.
Yes, there is a shopping district at spawn, and in the future, there will be games/events for players to participate in.
The server runs on version 1.21.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are so wild and wacky, you’ll be wondering “Why are they so fucking racist?” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our players love to roleplay as different characters and sometimes things can get a little out of hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow him wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that has the power to summon a giant chicken to fight by your side.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, where pigs fly and cows dance the Macarena. On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of gold blocks, ride dragons into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds and diamonds like ripe fruit. And if you’re feeling lucky, take a spin on our Wheel of Fortune for a chance to win even more virtual riches.
So why waste your money on boring investments when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!
Join us and experience the thrill of standing your ground against entitled parents who think they can just waltz in and demand your seat. Take a stand and demand compensation for inconveniencing you – because why should you give up your prime window seat for free?
Our server is all about setting boundaries and making sure you get the VIP treatment you deserve. So if you’re ready to defend your territory and show off your assertiveness, come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures! Who knew standing up for yourself could be so fun and rewarding in the virtual world?
| Server Name | Site-B Club |
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| Server Type | Community-driven SMP, inspired by HermitCraft |
| Version | Java Edition 1.21 |
| Features | Weekly player-initiated events, engaging minigames, collaborative projects |
| Mods | Ledger, Proximity Voice Chat, Squaremap |
A: Join our Discord using the link provided above.
A: The server runs on Fabric 1.21 for top-notch performance.
A: Yes, we have weekly player-initiated events on weekends.
A: Absolutely! Join groups, compete, and work on collaborative projects like large-scale builds and farms.
A: The economy is based on trust among players.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged you to a dance-off? Only on our server will you experience such absurdity and hilarity.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to slay the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).