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Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

Bread, Combat, Crafty, fable, Faggots, Hellscape, hitler, left wing, Minecraft, ngl, OK, PIXEL, right wing, Server, shit heads, tranny, Visuals, witcher

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	81	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old combat and visuals? Look no further, because our server is like The Witcher meets Fable on steroids! Join us for epic battles that will make you feel like a badass warrior, while enjoying stunning graphics that will make you question if you’re actually in a game or not.

But that’s not all – our server is also a breeding ground for the most outrageous and hilarious drama you’ve ever seen. From right-wing trolls to left-wing extremists, you’ll never know what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next. So come join us and experience a virtual hellscape like no other – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Motherly Mayu Minecraft SMP

Caring, compassion, Connection, emotional bond, family, female mentor, guidance, influence, Kuroe Mayu, love, maternal, Mayu, mentor, Mentorship, Minecraft, mother figure, motherly, Nurturing, personal growth, relationship, Role Model, smp, Support, Understanding, WOMAN

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the wackiest family you never knew you needed! Kuroe Mayu may not actually be a mother, but she sure knows how to whip up a mean virtual batch of cookies for all her fellow players. Rumor has it she once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a stack of bones and a charming smile. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as Kuroe herself? So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Happening Ballot Minecraft Server

ballot, Ballot drops, breaking news, controversial election, Corruption, democracy at risk, election fraud, election integrity, Government deceit, Happening, Late night news, Manipulation, Minecraft, political scandal, Server, shocking update, suspicious activity, The fix is in, Two AM, unfair practices, Unprecedented event, voter fraud, voter suppression

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3540
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there – where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everything is predictable and safe.

On our server, you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, ready to grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on THE FIX IS IN and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the ride of your life – and maybe bring some extra armor, just in case.

Whatcha Thinking About Minecraft SMP

About.., brain activity, cognitive activity, contemplation, Deep thinking, deep thoughts, existential thoughts, inner monologue, introspection, mental exploration, mental processes, mind wandering, Minecraft, Musings, philosophical thoughts, pondering, pondering life, Reflection, self reflection, smp, thinking, Whatcha

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Towns Built:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Oh, just thinking about this wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the cows do the Macarena! Seriously, this server is like a virtual circus on steroids. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that give you super speed. So come join us if you want to experience the most bonkers Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowbreak Minecraft Server – Containment Zone #513

Android, Banners, catbox, censorship news, codes, Containment, Containment Zone, current events, decensor guide, event trailer, Friends Form, Ios, Katya, Marian, Minecraft, Operative Trailer, Overview, PC, pity banner details, Platforms, Resource Pastebin, Server, Snowbreak, Swimsuit Event, Teaser, Upcoming Events, Zone

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting censored is your boredom! Join now for a chance to explore the mythical land of Azure Paradise, where you can level up your Adjutant faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Hero Games co-op rush event, where teamwork makes the dream work (and the loot even sweeter). And don’t miss out on our exclusive banners featuring Marian the Riptide and Siris the Crowned Flail – because who needs diamonds when you have epic weapons, amirite?

Plus, use secret codes like “followus” and “P67TY8ET” to unlock hidden treasures in the game. And if you’re feeling extra social, fill out our /snowg/ Friends Form and join our spreadsheet of legendary players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

The Singular Good Browns Minecraft SMP

bad name, based belt, Browns, culture, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, ethnicity, Good, good browns, Hispanics, Identity, inclusion, Minecraft, minority groups, phenotype, prejudice, racial profiling, representation, Singular, smp, social justice, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that the singular good browns, known for their impeccable building skills and unrivaled PvP prowess, once ruled the land. But then, the Hispanics came along and gave their phenotype a bad name. It was chaos, I tell you! Villagers running for their lives, creepers exploding left and right, and all because of a silly belt!

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and help us restore peace and order to this crazy world. Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

Low Expectations Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bigotry, compassion, Diversity, Empathy, Expectations, forgiveness, funny, Human nature, humor, Inclusivity, low expectations, Minecraft, MISTAKES, public embarrassment, relatable, self-deprecation, Server, shit your pants, social norms, societal standards, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7708	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387

Are you tired of judgmental players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the “bigotry of low expectations” philosophy! Did you accidentally set your house on fire? No worries, happens to the best of us! Did you accidentally punch a villager and start a riot? Hey, we’ve all been there! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and acceptance, where even your biggest Minecraft fails are celebrated with open arms. Come join us and experience the true meaning of “it’s ok, it happens to everyone” in the most hilarious way possible!

/ Shon’s Minecraft SMP /

#youtube, asmr, board rules, Clips, divorcees, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, Links, Minecraft, Otis, REFRESH, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, smp, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, is ruling the server with her multiple husbands and insane antics. From ASMR streams to Ribbon Cage battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become one of Fallenshadow’s many husbands or get caught up in a Twitter feud with Otis, the manager extraordinaire.

But remember, follow the global and board rules or face the wrath of Fallenshadow herself. And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide the trolls and divorcees – it’s all part of the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world and see if you can survive the madness of Fallenshadow’s Minecraft SMP!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Store, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	147
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Potions Brewed:	114	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

Anime, badass, Ball, cool character, dragon ball, Dragon Ball character, Dragon Ball Fan, Dragon Ball franchise, Dragon Ball hero, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Future Trunks, half Saiyan, Minecraft, popular anime character, powerful warrior, Saiyan, Server, sword fighter, time machine, time travel, time traveler, Vegeta’s son

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Votes:	4211
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because Future Trunks himself plays on our server and he’s so cool that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden Super Saiyan powers and be able to mine diamonds with just a flick of your finger. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior alongside Future Trunks!