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No Money, No GF – Minecraft SMP

career, Commitment, Decision making, Dedication, determination, Ethics, Girlfriend, good company man, Integrity, loyalty, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, personal values, Principles, PROFESSIONAL, refused deals, sacrifice, self-control, smp, steadfastness, work ethic

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	9700	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1598	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Are you tired of real life responsibilities like making money and finding a girlfriend? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and avoid all that nonsense! We have players who have turned down lucrative deals and potential love interests just to keep playing on our server. Who needs money and romance when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your online buddies? Join us and become a true company man (or woman) in the world of /pw/!

What is the IP for Glitch Minecraft Server?

glitch, glitch plays roblox, glitch rp, glitch videos, glitch yt, Minecraft, roblox, roblox glitch, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Magic Items Found:	7240
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2224	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Glitch is a multimedia artist known for their innovative and boundary-pushing music and visual art installations. They blend glitch art, experimental music, and interactive technology to create immersive and engaging experiences for audiences. Their work explores themes of technology, identity, and the intersection of art and digital culture. Glitch has been featured at numerous festivals and exhibitions worldwide for their unique and thought-provoking creations.

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

again.., consent, Crafty, creations, empowerment, hate, healing, Justice, long tail tags: sexual assault, me, Minecraft, my friend, not the only one, rape, Server, Support, survivor, Trauma, victim blaming, violence, Waste

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server where the mobs are friendly, the creepers give hugs, and the zombies throw parties!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret dance routine that will leave you in stitches. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve been known to break out into impromptu rap battles that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if a sheep starts singing “Rape Me” by Nirvana, it’s all part of the fun!

The Sports Capital of the World Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we take sports to a whole new level! Our server is known as the sports capital of the world because we have the craziest sporting events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Join us if you want to participate in intense PvP soccer matches where you kick around a creeper head instead of a ball. Or how about some underwater basket weaving competitions in our custom-built aquatic arena?

But that’s not all! We also have a horse racing track that goes through a lava-filled obstacle course, and a boxing ring where you can duke it out with other players using nothing but your fists and some enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re looking for a server that will get your heart racing and your funny bone tickled, come join us at the sports capital of the world! Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and scream until you lose your voice.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Assistant Program, Help Kai, Hoshimi Miyabi, LIGHTER, Minecraft, Mystery of Arpeggio Fault, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Routine Cleanup, Server, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Version 1.4 Livestream Code, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, When Sandwiches Come A Knockin’, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBFZZZFM, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Zenless Zone Zero Version Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can battle Agent Combat Intels like Hoshimi Miyabi and Asaba Harumasa.

But that’s not all, we have special programs like “En-Nah” Assistant Program where you can have a virtual assistant guide you through the game. And don’t miss out on events like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” and “When Sandwiches Come A Knockin’” – trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and VOIDHUNTER that will give you exclusive in-game rewards. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure filled with excitement, mystery, and maybe even a few sandwiches along the way. See you in the Zenless Zone Zero!

MSTR Minecraft SMP

amirite, Bullish, financial news, Fuel, giga leg up, Hedge Funds, institutional investors, institutional shorts, investing, long-term investment., market analysis, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Massive, Minecraft, MSTR, short selling, smp, stock market, stock price, Trading

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for thrill-seekers and risk-takers. Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of players in full diamond armor ride in on pigs, declaring themselves the rulers of the server. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that take place every week. Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond block the size of a house! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with a taste for destruction.

So if you’re ready to experience the most insane, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, join us now! Who knows, you might just become the next giga leg up in the Minecraft world.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

1.8, 2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Mines Excavated:	4108
Zombie Dances:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPAJ.MCMCMC.NET

Bored Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop laughter and fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking houses made entirely of cake here, people).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server – will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! And don’t forget to add johnsmith67_ on Discord for even more laughs and shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: Police Surveillance Scene

10/10 rating, binoculars, crime drama, Crime Scene, Criminals., detective work, Every Step You Take, GENIUS, law enforcement, Minecraft, Police, Police investigation, police procedural, police surveillance, Scene, smp, Surveillance, Surveillance Footage, surveillance scene, surveillance tactics, Surveillance technology, the police, Thriller, tv show, undercover operation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server where the police are surveilling criminals with binoculars, but instead of catching them, they break out into a synchronized dance routine to “Every Breath You Take” by The Police. It’s like a real-life musical, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories happening all the time on this server. Like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they landed in a pool of lava. Or when a group of players decided to have a fashion show using only pixelated blocks as clothing. The creativity knows no bounds here!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join us on this server and be prepared for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments. Just remember, every step you take, we’ll be watching you…and probably laughing our heads off!

Erika’s Tank Battle Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, battle, comedy, Competition, doujin, Erikas, friendship, girls und panzer, gup, high school girls, japanese animation, Manga, manga series, military school, Minecraft, Phase Erika, school life, Server, sports, TANK, tank warfare, teamwork

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the desert. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a functioning spaceship and flew to the moon to battle space creepers. True story!

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. The madness awaits!