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CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	1062
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Void Armor Forged:	12

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Crops Grown:	9144	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Animals Bred:	69
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6993	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1681
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8228
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!