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Crafty Critique Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience Minecraft like never before!

Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Yo~ Searchin’ Always Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
New Chunks Explored:	864952	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us and you’ll be on a quest to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pork chops and enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where everything is made of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the adventure begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

I Do Not Care For First Person Shooters, JRPGs, Strategy Games, Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Farms Harvested:	207
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring games? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and hilarious moments. We don’t care for any other games because we know that Minecraft is where the real fun is at.

Forget about first person shooters or strategy games, those are for amateurs. In our SMP, you’ll be facing off against giant chickens, building insane contraptions, and maybe even befriending a creeper or two.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and have the time of your life, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs other games when you can have all this craziness in one place?

Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ores Mined:	9893	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of waiting around for your posts to go through on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we make you wait 900 seconds just for the fun of it! But don’t worry, during that time you can go get some water, do a little dance, or even recite the entire script of Shrek. Join us for the most exhilarating waiting experience of your life! Who needs instant gratification when you can have 900 seconds of pure anticipation? Join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

Facts About Israel Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week. Trust us, it’s a look.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of parkour. Just be warned, he’s a sore loser and might turn you into a zombie pigman if you beat him.

So come on down to our SMP and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

HoloEn’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
New Chunks Explored:	942264	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a HoloEn original song hitting the top of the charts? Look no further! Our server is like a hidden gem in a sea of diamonds, just waiting to be discovered.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon battle in the Nether. Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all part of a virtual boy band. And just like HoloEn, we may be a niche within a niche, but we’re ready to take on the world with our pixelated prowess.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it, if you find the golden pickaxe, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds for life. Plus, our virtual concerts are so lit, they make Endermen dance with joy.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft server today and let’s make some gaming magic together!

/The Bag/ – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General #6614

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Emeralds Found:	6407
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ores Mined:	8088
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play!

Are you ready to embark on a journey where the only limit is your imagination? Join us and witness the epic battles in the Land of Chokmah, where players wear special armor and fight in fields like never before. But beware, the Total Assault of Gregorius will test your skills in insane and tormenting ways with blue damage – are you up for the challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Double the bounties, double the XP, and double the commissions/lessons await you in this crazy world. And if that’s not enough, get ready for the Livin’ on Sweets mini-game where you’ll be living on nothing but sugary goodness!

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness in this Minecraft SMP like no other. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

HITpe – Anarchy 1.1.5 Minecraft server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Animals Bred:	74
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

HIT – This is a server where there are no rules. Play Anarchy the way you want.

HIT is essentially a server without rules. Players can do whatever they want without fear of being banned. Even the use of cheats and fights between players are allowed. This is a “no rules” server

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Ashley’s Coffin: Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame mods that do nothing? Well, look no further because on our server, the mods are actually good! Like, seriously good. We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even a talking potato that gives out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions, because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird!