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Nuke Putin’s Minecraft Server

aggression, defense measures, diplomatic crisis, escalation, global conflict, international relations, military capabilities, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, nuclear deterrent, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Nuke, political tension, potential threat, putin, Putins, security concerns, Server, shithole, testing ground, war threat, world politics

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server offers a whole new level of excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream base. Will Putin actually nuke a NATO country or will he just use our server as a testing ground for nuclear warfare part II? Who knows, but either way, it’s sure to be a blast! Literally.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the stakes are higher than ever. Plus, where else can you say you’ve been involved in a potential international incident while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, of course!

Bitcoin SMP Opportunity Missed Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, capital gains, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, economic analysis, Financial Advice, FOMO, hindsight, internet money, investing, market trends, Minecraft, Missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, regrets, risk assessment, smp, speculative investments, Trading, wealth management

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchantments Applied:	92	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of missing out on all the virtual riches? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, you can mine for Bitcoin! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’ve got the real digital gold waiting for you underground.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the rare items in the game. Rumor has it that defeating the dragon will grant you access to a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and unlimited diamonds. Who needs a bank when you have a dragon guarding your treasures?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the chosen one to uncover their secrets and rule over the server with an iron fist?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a virtual millionaire, dragon slayer, and secret society leader all in one epic Minecraft adventure!

Blocky Legends – Minecraft Server

4chan community, 502745462, blocky, calculations, database, Divine Pride, HerculesWS, iRO wiki, Legends, Minecraft, pre renewal, Ragnadev, ragnarok online, rAthena, Renewal, Resources, Rog, Server, Skill descriptions, skill info, source code, Translation project

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Items Found:	6621
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where we’ve taken the classic x3-x10 Pre-Renewal experience and added a sprinkle of renewal-flavored craziness!

Join us and be a part of the 4chan community’s epic adventure on Ragnadev’s server. But wait, there’s more! We have basic resources like Databaseratemyserver.net, Divine-Prider.net (for those non-English and kRO items), and iROwiki (because who doesn’t love a good wiki?).

Skill descriptions? Oh, we’ve got ’em! But beware, they vary wildly and sometimes they’re just plain wrong. It’s like playing a game of skill roulette, but with more explosions.

Want to know the source code for a skill’s formula? Look no further than our handy GitHub repositories. It’s like peeking behind the curtain and discovering the secrets of the Minecraft universe.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of battling monsters, exploring dungeons, and trying to decipher skill descriptions that make no sense? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Honestly surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood… Minecraft SMP

actress, Blacklist, blacklisted, career, Celebrity, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, film, gossip, Hasnt, Hollywood, Honestly, Industry, Minecraft, movies, public scrutiny, reputation, Rumors, scandal, Shocked, smp, surprised, tabloid

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	7549
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of random celebrities, and starting epic pranks that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so insane that even Hollywood celebrities are trying to get in on the action. We’ve had A-listers like Jennifer Lawrence trying to join, but we had to tell her she was just too wild for us. Honestly, we’re surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood after seeing the shenanigans she pulled on our server.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with the weirdest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, and create memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

StoryMine Lamp survival server Minecraft

classic survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, lamp, Low donations, Minecraft, No Wipes, Pleasant survival, powerful hosting, Private, Russian translation, Server, StoryMine, Survival, Web map

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Votes:	7823
Ores Mined:	4310	Divine Spears Created:	18

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

a4.storymine.ru

GF’s OP Minecraft Server

anger management, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, domestic abuse, fear, Gender Roles, gfs, height difference, Insecurity, intimidation, Minecraft, physical violence, power dynamics, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Server, size difference, support system, Therapy, toxic masculinity, violence

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of being the short stack in your relationship? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height is just a number! Join us and experience a world where you can tower over anyone, even if you’re only 5’3 in real life. Who needs height when you have epic building skills and PvP prowess? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that can make you grow to towering heights in the game. So come join us and show your tall girlfriend who’s boss in this virtual world!

Eupho Maniac Minecraft SMP

After S3, Anime, Band, brass band club, Character development, Drama, emotional, ensemble cast, Eupho, friendship, hate Reina, Hibike Euphonium, high school, Jealousy, kyoto animation, love Mayu, Maniac, Minecraft, Music, relationships, Rivalry, slice of life, smp, weird

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Towns Built:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Farms Harvested:	597
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Ores Mined:	7251	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where drama is at a minimum and everyone gets along? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and alliances that change as often as the weather in Minecraft.

Forget about mining for diamonds and building epic structures, the real game is navigating the treacherous waters of player relationships. Will you team up with Reina and risk getting betrayed, or align yourself with Mayu and hope she doesn’t turn on you next? The drama never stops on our server, and you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fleeting as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Just be prepared for the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with it. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone.

Chii’s Kawaii Minecraft Server

adorable, Animals, Behavior, Chiikawa, Chiis, Creatures, Curious, cute, Dogs, doing.., Fluffy, investigation, Kawaii, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, puzzled, Questioning, Server, Small, social media, viral, why

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Do you ever wonder why pigs fly in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only do pigs fly, but they also wear top hats and monocles while sipping on fancy potions! Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels.

Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of exploding creepers. You never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a dance party with skeletons or a game of hide-and-seek with Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So why are we doing this? Because life is too short to take Minecraft seriously. Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure ridiculousness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

Perfect Together Minecraft SMP

chemistry, compatibility, couple goals, Harmony, ideal match, ideal relationship, inseparable, love, love story, lovebirds, meant to be, Minecraft, Partners, perfect, perfect couple, Perfect Match, perfect pair, relationship goals, romance, smp, soulmates, together

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a creeper and a chicken unfold before your very eyes. Who knew explosive personalities and flighty feathers could make such a perfect match?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of deranged villagers who have formed a cult worshipping a giant potato. Rumor has it that the potato grants wishes, but be warned – the last person who wished for unlimited diamonds ended up turning into a block of obsidian.

So why do they look perfect together? Because on our server, anything is possible – even the most absurd and hilarious pairings you could ever imagine. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of romance.

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Minecraft Server

Farting Shitting Loggist /b/ Mommy’s teat Fart Shit Tiresome Suckling Coming Stop Fucked Nnnnnnnght Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt Uhnnng Unnnnnnnngt Long tail tags Annoying Disgusting Relief, Minecraft, Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with farting, shidding, and loggists shitting up /b/. You’ll be begging for your mommy’s teat after experiencing the madness that awaits you. And don’t worry, the shit will just keep coming, so get ready to get fucked in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have the time of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild.