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PixelPunish

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Void Gems Collected:	40

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created a virtual world where players can experience the most outrageous and hilarious forms of punishment imaginable. From being forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity to being chased by a horde of angry llamas, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes (or hooves, in the case of the llamas).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will test your skills and wit. Can you navigate the maze of doom and claim the legendary diamond sword at the end? Only the bravest and most foolish players dare to try.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt (or until the llamas catch up to you).

RuskyBannedCraft

Affiliated, banning, Christianity, Church, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign influence, Government, law, legislation, Orthodox, Parliament, Politics, relations, religious freedom, religious organizations, RuskyBannedCraft, Russian, separation, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Ukraine’s parliament banning Russian-affiliated religious organizations? Yeah, that’s how crazy awesome this server is!

Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures you can imagine. We’ve got unicorns roaming around, dragons breathing fire, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of llamas wearing top hats. We host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Russian-affiliated religious organizations when you’ve got a Minecraft server like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

PolymerCraft: Solar Drop – Data Mining Edition

academic study, accurate models, active learning, data, data extraction, data selection, discovery time, Drop, Edition, efficiency, initial conditions, innovation, materials science, Mining, polymer solar cells, PolymerCraft, property prediction models, renewable energy, research, researchers, scientific advancement, Solar, solar energy, Technology, Thompson sampling, Upper confidence bound sampling

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Buildings Constructed:	47	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server be like a time machine, but instead of goin back in time, u goin back 15 years in discovery time of polymer solar cells! yea, u heard me right, u can be like a mad scientist and shiz, usin data from 3,300 papers to create epic property prediction models. and get dis, we use Thompson sampling and Upper confidence bound sampling to make sure ur predictions be on point, no matter what! so come join us and be a virtual scientist on da most insane minecraft server ever!

Merryweather’s Fabulous Minecraft Server

Behavior, Character development, confusion, Deception, disguise, Fabulous, Gay, hidden agenda., Identity, merryweather, Merryweathers, Minecraft, Motive, PERSONAL LIFE, PRETEND, psychological analysis, Recent Events, Rumors, secret, Server, Sexuality, social dynamics, speculation, unexpected behavior

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Merryweather pretending to be gay for the past 2 months? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the villagers are questioning their own identities. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to uncover the truth behind Merryweather’s sudden change in orientation. Who knows what other secrets are waiting to be discovered in our wacky world! Join now and see what all the fuss is about.

NinaCraft SMP – Saotome’s Silly Survival

#youtube, covers, Gaming, indie vtubers, kk, kusoge, lewd OC, nina, Nina Saotome, NinaCraft, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, Saotomes, silly, singing, sisterly personality, sloppa, smp, sultry voice, Survival, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, VT, Vtuber, western vtubers, Zatsudan

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Animals Bred:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	267133

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Fun in the Sun Edition where we promise you’ll have more laughs than a creeper explosion.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that if you join this SMP, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Not to mention, our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic build battles that will leave you in stitches.

And who is Nina, you may wonder? Well, she’s our resident VTuber and VSinger who serenades us with her powerful voice while we mine for resources. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, music, and mayhem. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family resentment, family scapegoat, family scapegoating, Family secrets, family trauma, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental neglect, SassySibs, Server, sibling betrayal, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling manipulation, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, teenage angst, toxic parents, verbal abuse

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	7109

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your toxic family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your parents calling you stupid and favoring your sister over you. Join us and build a virtual world where you are the king and your sister can’t shrink your laundry or break your vases!

We understand the struggles of dealing with parents who make you feel like you’re the worst, so come join our server where you can be the hero of your own story. No more getting yelled at for your sister’s mistakes or being blamed for everything that goes wrong. On our server, you’re the star and your sister can cry all she wants, it won’t affect you here!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the drama and be treated like the amazing person you are, join our Minecraft server today! You’ll never have to see your toxic family again and you can finally be free to be yourself without any judgment. Let’s build a world where you’re the winner and your sister can’t bring you down. See you in the game!

MomRageCraft

anger, arguments, Castle, Communication, CON, crying, family, family dynamics, Guilt, hard of hearing, headache, hearing aids, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter relationship, outside play, overwhelmed, rocky relationship, train tickets, Yelling

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	3289
Love Letters Sent:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of rocky relationships with your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual castle is drama-free and filled with fun adventures. Plus, no need to worry about missing out on important conversations – our chat feature ensures you catch every word!

Forget about family arguments and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Explore the virtual world, build incredible structures, and make new friends along the way. And don’t worry, there’s no curfew or strict rules here – you can play as long as you want without anyone telling you to come home early!

So come join our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

HabitSwap Minecraft SMP

bizarre practices, copying habits, copying others, eccentric habits, HabitSwap, idiosyncrasies, mimicry, Minecraft, odd habits, odd tendencies, peculiar mannerisms, picked up habits, quirky behaviors, quirky habits, smp, strange behaviors, strange habits, unconventional behaviors, unique practices, unusual customs, unusual habits, unusual traits, weird tendencies

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Potions Brewed:	141
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering from our resident llama tamer, who claims to have a secret underground llama army ready to take over the server at any moment. Or perhaps you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Dance-Off” competition, where players must impress the judges with their best chicken impersonations to win exclusive in-game prizes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato King,” a mysterious player who only communicates in riddles and challenges others to potato-themed quests. Rumor has it that whoever can decipher the Potato King’s cryptic messages will be rewarded with unlimited potatoes for life.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to be amazed, bewildered, and thoroughly entertained. Just be warned, things tend to get a little… potato-y around here.

CraftyAppVille

app, CraftyAppVille, ESSENTIAL, Helpful, Hidden Gem, Innovative, lesser known, must download, must have, Must try, Overlooked, recommended, secret, Technology, top app, Underrated, undiscovered, Unique, unknown, useful, valuable

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that sends unsuspecting players flying into a pool of lava. And don’t forget to try our exclusive “TNT fishing” minigame, where you can reel in explosive catches that will blow your mind (and your enemies)!

But that’s not all – our server also offers a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in our world – rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

KurskCraft: Ukrainian Territory

border disputes, Conflict, control, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, occupation, russia, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, square kilometres, Territory, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian-Russian relations, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mines Excavated:	1503
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by ukrainian forces??? well now u can!!! we control 1260 square kilometers and 93 settlements in russia’s kursk oblast!!! come join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures!!! build ur own settlement and fight off the russian invaders!!! trust me, u won’t find a more intense and insane minecraft server anywhere else!!! join now and be a part of the action!!!