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PajeetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Towns Built:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Pajeet takeover is in full swing! Join us as we build a world where all leaders are Pajeet, from England to Ireland and even the United States.

But that’s not all – we have crazy events like “Pajeet Power Hour” where players can only use Pajeet-themed items, and “Pajeet Olympics” where we compete in ridiculous challenges to see who is the ultimate Pajeet champion.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and Pajeet domination. Who needs normal leaders when you can have Pajeet rulers running the show? See you in the game, Pajeet pals!

EuroCraft: Anglosphere Minecraft Server

Anglophone countries, anglosphere, brexit, British Isles, English-speaking countries, EuroCraft, Europe, European culture, european economy, european geography, European heritage, european history, european identity, european integration, european languages, european politics, european society, european union, european values, Minecraft, Server, United Kingdom, Western Europe

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	170	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchantments Applied:	171	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	3723
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all the land! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon the Anglosphere server. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The players were amazed by the endless possibilities on this server – from building giant castles to riding dragons through the sky.

But that’s not all! On Anglosphere, you can battle evil mobs with weapons made of rainbow-colored diamonds, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

So come join us on Anglosphere > europe, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are endless, and the fun never stops! Who needs the real world when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft universe? Let’s craft and laugh together, one block at a time!

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, anglosphere, China, Chinese nationalist, Diplomacy, direct engagement, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, Invasion, KiwiCraft, Minecraft, mutual benefit, new zealand, New Zealand-China relations, Premier Li, prime minister, Reuters, security risk, Server, win-win cooperation, ww3

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8070	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1617
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	4811	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with mutual benefit and win-win cooperation – just like in the real world, right?

But that’s not all! We have a massive Chinese nationalist turnout on the streets of our virtual world. Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you can join in on political rallies and protests. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that New Zealand is a security risk to the Anglosphere. They can’t be trusted anymore, so we may need to invade them if WW3 starts. But don’t worry, we’ll have your back on the server. Just make sure to bring your virtual weapons and armor!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen – including international political drama and virtual warfare. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Farms Harvested:	766

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, Bitches Edition, co-op, contested planets, cooperation, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Helldivers General, information resources, Liberation, Liberty Day, Magicka, Minecraft, News, PALS, Patch, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Warbond

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	78	Votes:	4278
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Void Gems Collected:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! Just like in HELLDIVERS 2, you’ll be waging war on different planets, each with its own crazy environment. But here’s the twist – instead of guns, you’ll be armed with pickaxes and TNT!

Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!

Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa Minecraft SMP Masterminds

adolescence, beach day, bokura, Chapter 15, Character development, Coming of Age, Date at the beach, Emotional journey, friendship, growing up, heartwarming moments., high school, japanese manga, love story, manga series, masterminds, Minecraft, Narenai, Otona, Otona ni Narenai Bokura wa, romance, shoujo manga, slice of life, smp, summer vacation, teenagers, young adult

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Farms Harvested:	477	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the sand is pixelated and the creepers are always trying to crash our beach party! Join us for a date at the beach, where you can build sandcastles with your friends and fend off zombie seagulls with your trusty diamond sword.

But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.

So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!

StoryMine Top economy server Minecraft

Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Donations, Game Currency, Hosting, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Russian translation, Shop, Starter Kit, stores, StoryMine, Survival, Top economy, Web map, WIPING

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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VoteCraft: Funniest Election Outcomes Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7191	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Items Found:	5283	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38

Are you tired of boring old elections deciding the fate of the world? Well, join our Minecraft server where the most outrageous election outcomes happen on a daily basis!

Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?

But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!

No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes Minecraft SMP

2020 election, Accountability, ballot dumps, consequences, Conspiracy, Corruption, election fraud, electoral integrity, fraudulence, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Liberals, locked up, Minecraft, No_Rigging_This_Time_Assholes, political manipulation, punishment, rigging, Shenanigans, smp, trump, vertical lines

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6339
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our redstone contraptions is the drama between our players! Join us if you’re looking for a server where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!

But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!

Minecraft Server: She Wants a Blocky Guy

biblical references, bizarre actions, blocky, confusing signals, cryptic communication, cryptic messages, Cultural differences, enigmatic clues, guy, Minecraft, movie references, mysterious intentions, obsessive behavior, odd behavior, perplexing actions, perplexing situations, puzzling behavior, questionable motives, Server, strange desires, strange requests, unhealthy relationships, unusual requests

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	9039
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!

Crafty Steve Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of your power going out while you’re in the middle of an intense Minecraft goon session? Look no further! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained hamsters on treadmills, ensuring that your gameplay will never be interrupted by pesky power outages again. Join us and experience uninterrupted gooning like never before!

Armpit Core Minecraft SMP Games

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	192
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4593	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic armpit core games like “Pit of Doom” where you have to navigate through a maze filled with smelly armpits to reach the treasure at the end. Or how about “Stink Bomb Battle” where you have to fend off your opponents with stink bombs made from fermented potatoes? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why wait? Join now and get ready to get your armpits in gear!