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The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

sandcastle.pro

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragons Tamed:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	New Chunks Explored:	800150
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway, female employees, feminine products, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender equality in the workplace, gender stereotypes, menstrual care, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual supplies, period stigma, professional conduct, Women’s Health, workplace culture, workplace discrimination, workplace etiquette, workplace norms, workplace policies, workplace professionalism

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, achievement, Character development, determination, discipline, Minecraft, NoRegretsYet, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, resilience, restraint, self improvement, self-achievement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, self-restraint, smp, strength, success, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!