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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1972 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 122 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 687 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
we got crazy genetic lines goin’ on, like some next level stuff you ain’t never seen before. our neanderthals been keepin’ it real for over 50,000 years, doin’ their own thing and makin’ history. they even outlasted our ancient cousins, like dang, that’s some serious survival skills right there.
so if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join our minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even run into thorin himself and have a chat about the good ol’ days. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.