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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6834 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even heaven gained another angle when they heard about it!
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and zombie villagers who break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.
Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on.
So come on over and join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. RIP in piece to all the other servers out there, because once you join ours, you’ll never want to leave!
