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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2770 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 100 |
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