Angela Macabies Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Wheeler’s Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, accident aftermath, bicycle safety, bike accident, cautionary tale, dangerous situations, emergency room visit, injury, life-changing event, lucky to be alive, Medical Treatment, Near Death Experience, painful accident, physical therapy, Realm, recovery process, road accidents, road safety, scrotum injury, traumatic experience, truck accident, truck collision, Wheelers

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	213963

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s even more intense than getting your scrotum flattened by a truck!

– We have more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, so get ready to be blown away (literally)! – Our community is crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, so you’ll never be bored with all the chaos and shenanigans. – The only thing more unpredictable than our server is a toddler on a sugar rush, so expect the unexpected at every turn. – We’ve got more surprises than a jack-in-the-box convention, so get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions (and creepers). – Join us if you dare, because this server is more insane than a pineapple pizza debate.

NeighborlyKnockers

apartment, awkward situation, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Courtesy, Etiquette, Grateful, Inappropriate Behavior, Kindness, neighbor, NeighborlyKnockers, overreacted, personal space, privacy, privacy invasion, Respect, social norms, unannounced visits, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about unwanted visitors barging into your virtual home unannounced! Join us for a wild adventure filled with surprises, just like the unexpected visits from our neighbor in the story above.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can set up all the booby traps and security measures you need to keep nosy neighbors out. Build your fortress, gather your resources, and defend your territory like a boss.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from the chaos of virtual life, just remember that at least you don’t have a real-life neighbor sneaking into your apartment while you’re half-dressed. So come join us for a laugh, a thrill, and a whole lot of fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

UnfairCraft SMP – Life’s a Block

Adversity, bad breaks, BLOCK, Challenges, difficult situations, Difficulties, Hardship, INEQUALITY, injustice, Life, life challenges, life struggles, Lifes, misfortune, Obstacles, setbacks, smp, Struggle, tough luck, tough times, UNFAIR, UnfairCraft, unfairness, unfortunate circumstances

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join ASAP! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers and zombies instead of Oompa Loompas.

So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret portal that took me to a land full of unicorns and rainbows. And get this, the unicorns were riding on top of the rainbows like they were surfboards. It was lit, bro.

And the best part is, on this server, you can ride on the back of a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest.

So, like, if you wanna join a server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

PineappleCraftPizzaLand

controversial toppings, culinary choices, divisive foods, food debate, food discussions, food opinions, food preferences, food trends, fruit on pizza, hawaiian pizza, Pineapple, pineapple debate, pineapple haters, pineapple lovers, PineappleCraftPizzaLand, pizza, pizza controversy, pizza toppings, savory and sweet, unconventional toppings

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that serve up the same old toppings? Well, look no further because our server is like a Hawaiian pizza – controversial but oh so delicious! Join us if you dare to challenge the status quo and embrace the chaos of pineapple on pizza.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of pineapple pizza lovers who have sworn to protect their precious topping at all costs. Rumor has it that they hold epic pizza parties in hidden underground bunkers, complete with lava moats and diamond-encrusted pizza cutters.

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and prepare to defend the honor of pineapple on pizza with all your might. Just remember, when it comes to toppings, we don’t play by the rules – we play by our taste buds!

DefendCraft: German Edition

Armed Forces, bundeswehr, DefendCraft, Defense, defense division, defense forces, Edition, european defense, German, germany, homeland security, military division, military equipment, Military operations, military personnel, military preparedness, military strategy, military training, military unit, national defense, national security, territorial defence, territorial protection

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where germany has set up a military division dedicated to defending their territory from creepers and zombies! we got tanks and helicopters and even a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold! join us and help protect germany from the evil mobs that threaten to take over the land! plus, we have free cake every friday and a pet pig named schnitzel who loves to go on adventures with you. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the fight against the minecraft mobs!

Eternal Rising Sun 1.21.3

#english speaking, 1.21.3, Agencies, Branches, Community, culture, en branches, English, Entertainment, ETERNAL, Fandoms, Impact, japanese, Japanese vtuber, jp, Launch, ONLINE, Rising, speaking, Sun, virtual youtuber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	61
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Yo, bros, imagine a world where Japanese VTuber agencies were like, “Nah, we good, no need for English branches.” Like, what if they were just like, “Sayonara, English-speaking fans, we out.”

Dude, that would be like, chaos in the VTuber fandom. /vt/ and /jp/ would be like, “Where’d our waifus go?!” It would be like, a VTuber apocalypse, man.

But hey, if you wanna escape the VTuber drama and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only waifus are blocky pixels, then join us! We got creepers, we got diamonds, we got everything you need to forget about the VTuber world falling apart.

So come on, join our server and let’s build some crazy shit together. Who needs VTubers when you got Minecraft, am I right?!

MortgageCraft: Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, Edition, MortgageCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this one! Join us and leave behind the stress of mortgages and boyfriends who think they deserve to be on it just because they exist.

On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone demanding to be on the mortgage. You can mine for diamonds without worrying about someone else trying to claim them as their own. And best of all, you can explore a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Because here, the only thing you owe anyone is a good time and maybe some virtual diamonds.

BalticCraft Server: Escape the Russian Grid

Baltic states, BalticCraft, baltics, count down, Days, Energy Cooperation, energy diversification, energy independence, energy policy, energy security, energy sovereignty, Energy Transition, Escape, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, Grid, Infrastructure, LEAVING, political tensions, power grid, renewable energy, Russian, Russian energy grid, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crops Grown:	3036	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have baltics counting down the days to leaving the russian energy grid LMAO. you think that’s wild? just wait til you see our virtual world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and endermen dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese, and saved the entire server from certain doom. true story bro.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. even baltics leaving russian energy grids.

DubaiCraft: Russian Shadow Fleet

#covert operations, Black Market, DUBAI, Dubai companies, DubaiCraft, Fleet, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, investigation, Maritime, money laundering, offshore companies, ownership, russia, Russian, Russian shadow fleet, sanctions, Shadow, shadow economy, shipping, suspicious, Vessels, YLE

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz guess what? We got more than 50 Russian shadow fleet vessels belongin’ to Dubai companies! Like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite?

So, like, picture this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re surrounded by these epic ships, sailin’ around and causin’ chaos. You can hop on board and pretend you’re a pirate or somethin’. Arrr, matey!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that these ships are actually haunted by ghost pirates who will challenge you to duels and stuff. It’s like a real-life Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but in Minecraft form. How insane is that?

So, like, if you wanna experience the thrill of sailin’ the high seas and battle ghost pirates, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Eternal Void Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, Anons, Body, coping, dead dads, delicate, distrust, emotional pain, ETERNAL, family, Father, fragile life, Grief, healing, Loss, Memories, Miracle, mourning, Realms, relationships, vitality, Void, yearning

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6584	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ores Mined:	5622	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Join our Minecraft server for an unforgettable experience!

Are you dealing with daddy issues? Well, our server is the perfect place for you!

Just like life, our server is fragile and full of surprises.

Experience the delicate balance of building and surviving in a world where trust is a luxury.

Join now and let your distrust in reality guide you through our virtual realm.

Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?