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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1183 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
OMG, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on! It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously. So, like, the other day, this dude joined and he was all like, “I’m gonna be the richest player on this server!” And we were all like, “LOL, good luck with that, bro.” But then, get this, he spent all his diamonds on a pet pig and named it Bacon. Like, who does that?! And then, like, Bacon ran away and he spent all his diamonds trying to find it. And now he’s broke AF and living in a dirt hut. It’s hilarious, you gotta join this server, man. It’s a total shitshow but in the best way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
