Anecdotal comedy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SlothSMP: Where the only thing faster than the server is a sloth on caffeine!

bedrock, Caffeine, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Faster, Hardcore, java, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, sloth, SlothSMP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	246041	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims for build protection Rewarding rank system Dynamic economy Dedicated PvP arena Peaceful gameplay outside the arena
IP Address	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with version 1.20.6 and later?	Yes, you can join the server with version 1.20.6 or later.
Are there land claims to protect my builds?	Yes, the server features land claims to safeguard your builds.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we have a rewarding rank system for players.
Can I engage in PvP battles on the server?	Yes, there is a dedicated PvP arena for players who enjoy battling.
Is the gameplay peaceful outside the PvP arena?	Yes, the server maintains a peaceful atmosphere outside the PvP arena.

CraftyOhio Socials Server

CraftyOhio, Ohio, ohio adults, ohio casual encounters, ohio community, ohio dating, ohio events, ohio friends, ohio fun, ohio girls, ohio hookup, ohio meetups, ohio nightlife, ohio party, ohio singles, ohio sluts, ohio socials, ohio women, Server, Sluts, sluts and socials, socials

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

On our server, you can build your very own strip club, host wild parties with your friends, and even participate in our weekly twerking competitions. Oh, and did I mention the exclusive “socials” section? That’s where all the drama goes down. You never know who you might meet – or what scandalous secrets they might be hiding.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join ohio sluts & socials today and let your inner party animal run wild. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door – things tend to get a little…crazy around here.

SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP

bater punheta, Brasileiro, cuck, Discord, DMs, dumb, dumbfurryloser, expose, feioso, fill, hentai, imbecil, leitao, Loli, mandam no discord, oink, Oink oink, punheta, shota, SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP, stupid

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the wildest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground loli and shota hentai trading ring that will blow your mind! And if that’s not enough, our players love to expose themselves for anyone who wants it – talk about dedication to the game!

But wait, there’s more! Our Brazilian player base is always ready to show off their punheta skills and follow any crazy orders given on Discord. It’s like a wild party that never stops!

So come join us on Discord at dumbfurryloser_ and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, things can get a little…weird. Oink oink!

SnowflakeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, American, American friend, Bitch, disgrace, English, essay, family, fed up, first language, half Italian, half Viet, ignoring, jokes, lashing out, library, mad, Minecraft, Server, SnowflakeCraft, studying, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of friends constantly roasting you for being “white”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world drama by building your dream world with blocks. No more feeling like a disgrace to your family – here, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment, where no one will judge you for not knowing Vietnamese or any other language. Let your creativity shine brighter than your friend’s jokes about your whiteness. And hey, if you need to let off some steam, just build a TNT cannon and blow up some creepers – it’s therapeutic, we promise!

So come join us on our server, where the only language you need to know is Minecraft. Leave the drama at the door and let the blocks do the talking. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures together and forget about those pesky real-life problems. See you in the Minecraft world, where you can be whoever you want to be – no judgments, just fun!

ShowerFirstOrBust

apartment, bathroom, CAR, Communication, dialogue, diet, emergency, Food, Friends, Frustrated, impolite, lack of manners, Manners, mealtime, peepee, periods, Rent, rent payment, roommate etiquette, shower, ShowerFirstOrBust

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server where bathroom etiquette is a top priority? Look no further! Join our server where we offer virtual bathrooms for all your emergency needs. No more waiting 45 minutes for someone to finish their business, because on our server, everyone gets a turn!

We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where bathroom monopolization is a thing of the past. Don’t be stuck with an emergency, join our server and never worry about bathroom etiquette again!

MovieTwistMinecraftSMP

Cinema, Climax, ending, film, Finale, jaw-dropping, Movie, movie climax, movie ending, movie twist, MovieTwistMinecraftSMP, plot twist, shock, Shocking.., Surprise, surprise ending, Twist, twist ending, unexpected, unexpected ending, Unpredictable

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes through your tunnel, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. Last week, we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it, one player even rode into battle on a giant chicken!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and hilarious as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and surprises waiting for you on our server. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Block Breakup Blunders

BLOCK, Blunders, Breakup

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you get over that heartbreak in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and let the power of pixelated blocks heal your broken heart. Build a fortress so strong that not even your ex’s apologies can break through. Dig deep into the earth and find treasures that will make you forget all about that jerk who broke your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of love experts who will give you the best advice on how to move on and find someone even better. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Minecraft be your rebound relationship. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, BradleyCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, firepower, FOREIGN AID, legend, Military, military assistance, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military support, military technology, Minecraft, Old US Bradleys, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US army, War, weapons

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and epicness, ya feel me?

So, get this, right? We got these old US Bradleys in Ukraine, and they’re like becoming LEGENDS, bro! It’s like they’re coming to life and wreaking havoc on all the noobs in the server. It’s insane, man!

When you join this server, you’ll be like a warrior in a battle for survival. You’ll be slaying dragons, building epic castles, and making alliances with other players. It’s like a freakin’ movie, dude!

And let me tell ya, when you finally get your hands on the weapons you need, you’ll be unstoppable. You’ll be like a god among mortals, raining down destruction on anyone who dares to challenge you.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and show the world what you’re made of! Let’s do this!

Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

Afghanistan, Babes, banned, bare faces, blocky, faces, female rights, gender discrimination, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, restrictive laws, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban laws, Taliban oppression, Taliban restrictions, VOICES, women’s autonomy, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, women’s representation, women’s visibility, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mines Excavated:	3052	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!

LoveCraftedBrains

brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain mapping, brain regions, brain scans, brain stimulation, Cerebral Cortex, cognitive functions, cognitive psychology, emotional response, fMRI, functional magnetic resonance imaging, love, LoveCraftedBrains, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, research, types of love

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Emeralds Found:	5007	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

so like, u ever wonder what luv looks like in ur brain? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got scientists using fancy machines to see where ur brain lights up when u think about luv. it’s like a rave party in ur head, dude! join us and unlock the mysteries of luv in the most lit way possible. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour for those who can show us their brain’s luv vibes. come on, join us and let’s get funky with luv in minecraft!