Anecdotal comedy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBusterCast

Acting, BlockBusterCast, Casting, Character, Excellent, film, FLAWLESS, flawless execution., flawless portrayal, ideal, impeccable, Movie, on point, Outstanding, perfectly cast, Performance, Role, spot on, SUPERB, TALENTED, top-notch

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Crops Grown:	4174
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Have you ever seen a movie where the casting was so spot-on that it felt like the actors were born to play those roles? Well, that’s exactly how you’ll feel when you join our Minecraft server!

Picture this: Steve, the main character, is played by a real-life lumberjack who spends his days chopping down trees with his bare hands. And the creepers? Oh, they’re played by actual explosives experts who love nothing more than blowing things up (safely, of course).

But the real showstopper is the Ender Dragon, who is portrayed by a professional wrestler with a flair for the dramatic. You won’t believe the epic battles that unfold when this guy takes the stage!

So if you want to experience a Minecraft server where the casting is so perfect it’s almost eerie, come join us today. Who knows, you might just find your own perfect role to play!

Entity SMP

activities, Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Cooperative, Crafting, dynamic, Economy, Events, Exploration, Interactive, multiplayer, Plugins, Resources, robust, Survival, THRIVING, Trading, vibrant

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35

Entity SMP is a dynamic Minecraft server combining survival gameplay with a robust economy system. Players engage in cooperative and competitive activities, trading resources and building thriving communities. The server features unique plugins and events, enhancing the multiplayer experience and fostering a vibrant, interactive world for all participants.

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Chaos Reigns Supreme: The Land of Anarchus and Slightly More Anarchy. Java 1.20.6, Bring on the PVP!

1.20.6, Abilities, Anarchus, Anarchy, boss fights, BRING, Buffs, Chaos, Cool, Custom Items, Discord, Economy System, Events, Fun, Ip:, java, Land, LATEST, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pick, PvP, Recommend, REIGNS, see, semi anarchy, Server, slightly, SUPREME

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Anarchus Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Details
Custom Items	Various custom items with special abilities and buffs.
Boss Fights	Engage in challenging boss fights for rewards.
Events	Frequent events for players to participate in.
Economy System	Integrated economy for trading and transactions.

Anarchus Minecraft Server FAQ

1. How long has Anarchus been running?

Anarchus has been running for about 4 years.

2. Are there custom items on the server?

Yes, there are various custom items with unique abilities and buffs.

3. Can I participate in boss fights?

Absolutely! Boss fights are a part of the server experience.

4. How often are events held on the server?

Events are held quite often for players to enjoy.

5. Is there an economy system on Anarchus?

Yes, there is a fully integrated economy system for trading and transactions.

6. What is the latest Java version supported on the server?

The server supports Java 1.20.6 at the latest.

PanzerCraft Minecraft Server

action, Anime, Azumi, Birthday, celebration, comedy, cute girls doing cute things, Event, friendship, Garupan, girls und panzer, gup, high school, Military, Minecraft, PanzerCraft, school girls, Server, slice of life, tank warfare, Tanks, teamwork, Thread

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest party you’ll ever attend!

Join us on Azumi’s birthday thread where the cake is made of diamonds and the party favors are enchanted weapons! Watch out for the birthday creeper who explodes with confetti instead of TNT.

We have epic mini-games like Pin the Tail on the Ender Dragon and Musical Minecarts. Plus, every player gets a free pet llama dressed in a party hat.

But the real reason you should join our server? Azumi once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. If that’s not reason enough, I don’t know what is! So come on over and celebrate Azumi’s birthday in style. It’s gonna be a block party you won’t want to miss!

SMPWrestlerMC – Wrestling moments that made you do webm related in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MOMENTS, related, smp, SMPWrestlerMC, webm, wrestling

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Enchantments Applied:	94
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have epic wrestling matches that will have you doing flips in your seat just like in those webm videos you love to watch.

Join us and witness the legendary battles between players as they duke it out in the ring, using nothing but their fists and their wits. Will you be the next champion, or will you end up getting suplexed into a lava pit? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can bet their diamonds on the outcome of matches. It’s high stakes and high adrenaline, so make sure you bring your A-game if you want to come out on top.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and get ready for some wrestling moments that will have you doing webm related in no time!

CraftyBizSplitNoWay

Boyfriend, business ownership, control, CraftyBizSplitNoWay, Disingenuous, Ego, entrepreneur, financial decision, financial provider, financial status, Insecurities, Investment, loan, Marriage, Partnership, Proposal, relationship, Resentment, unpaid labor, vision

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t give away ownership like it’s candy on Halloween! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy story of refusing to give up 50% ownership to a boyfriend.

Imagine a world where you can build your empire without someone trying to snatch half of it away from you. That’s the kind of independence you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about unpaid labor or shady business deals, just pure, unadulterated fun.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs a partner trying to take over your business when you can rule the Minecraft world all on your own? Don’t be the asshole in this story, be the hero of your own adventure on our server!

GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, Experience, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the boring real world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a mystical llama with laser eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the Nether and accidentally befriending a pack of zombie pigmen?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

FoodieFailsMC

artificial ingredients, convenience foods, deceptive health claims, detrimental foods, empty calories, fast food, FoodieFailsMC, hidden sugars, Junk Food, misleading health foods, preservatives, processed foods, sugary snacks, unhealthy additives, unhealthy choices, unhealthy diet, unhealthy eating habits, unhealthy food choices, unhealthy foods, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy snacks

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of eating boring old healthy foods that are supposed to make you feel good, but just end up making you feel like a sad little carrot? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we serve up only the most unhealthy, artery-clogging, heart-stopping foods that will have you feeling like a greasy burger in no time!

Forget about kale smoothies and quinoa salads, on our server, we feast on deep-fried diamond ore, lava cake with extra magma frosting, and creeper cupcakes that will literally explode in your mouth (in a good way, we promise). Our food is so unhealthy, even the zombies are trying to watch their cholesterol levels!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get to participate in our annual “Eat ‘Til You Explode” competition, where players compete to see who can eat the most enchanted golden apples before their stomachs burst (spoiler alert: it’s always the pigs).

So why waste your time on boring old healthy foods when you could be indulging in a smorgasbord of deliciously deadly delights on our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living life on the edge (of a heart attack)!

InsaneAsylumCraft

asylum seekers, discrimination, Diversity, employment, Healthcare, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, insane asylums, InsaneAsylumCraft, integration, Job Opportunities, Jobs, labor market, mental health, mental illness, Refugees, social services, society, stigma, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	122
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6684	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

come join our server, where the only requirement is that you have a history of escaping from insane asylums! we need your crazy energy to make our world even more chaotic and fun!

imagine a world where the creepers are actually your therapists, helping you work through your issues by blowing up everything in sight.

our server is like a virtual therapy session, except instead of talking about your feelings, you can just build a giant statue of a chicken to express yourself.

we have a special “crazy craft” mode where every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a cow, and then suddenly you’re a llama with a mustache.

join us for a wild ride through the twisted minds of our players, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner lunatic.

so come on down and join the madness, because let’s face it, normal is boring.

BigVanillaMC.com Vanilla Survival

ban enforcement, cheaters banned, Established 2024, Exploration, fresh world, Grief Prevention, hard difficulty, java, Land claiming, Legitimate, Minecraft, Mining, No Warps, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Secure, server spawn, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Bed System

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Void Gems Collected:	21	Animals Bred:	190
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

This is a survival server that is vanilla outside of Grief Prevention which is used to secure your claim.

Pure Minecraft in its simplest form. This server was established in July of 2024. This is a fresh world ripe for exploration. Join early to secure land near the server spawn!

Noteworthy items: ————————

1. The server difficulty is set to hard. It is a Java server. 2. This is a legitimate survival world. All blocks are mined. 3. There are no warps. The vanilla bed system is used. 4. Cheaters/hackers are banned and their creations are removed. 5. CLAIM YOUR BUILDS (or they will get raided)

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