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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9947 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Labour is opening the door to handing back the Chagos Islands, England is at risk of flooding from thunderstorms, and Telegram is being called “the dark web in your pocket.” And let’s not forget Starmer’s plan for a tax war on pensioners – it’s all happening on our server!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than the news cycle itself. Who knows what crazy events will unfold next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of absurdity that you won’t want to miss!