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Are You Seriously Saying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Villages Defended:	20

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – these guys are the ones who rule over the west! And no, we’re not talking about cowboys and sheriffs, we’re talking about a group of players who have built the most epic western-themed town you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all, oh no. This SMP is filled with wild adventures and insane challenges. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game, but only if you can survive the traps and mobs lurking in the shadows.

And let’s not forget about the epic PvP battles that happen on the regular. These guys take their fights seriously, with players riding into battle on pigs armed with diamond swords. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join this wild west Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right. Just watch out for the tumbleweeds – they bite.

MC-Onyx Minecraft server

Caves, classic minecraft, Community, dreams, emerald forests, Friendly, Legends, Lore, MC-Onyx, Minecraft, Mountains, oceans, Possibilities, role playing, ruins, Secrets, Server, travel, Vanilla Gameplay, world

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Onyx: Beyond the normal world

Welcome to Onyx, traveler!

Here, among emerald forests and inaccessible mountains, among endless oceans and dark caves, you have to write your story.

What awaits you in Onyx?

Vanilla gameplay with an emphasis on the role-playing component: forget about annoying plugins and immerse yourself in the atmosphere of classic Minecraft, where every choice you make matters.

Unique Lore: Uncover the secrets of Onyx as you explore ancient ruins and unravel the mysteries of the past.

Friendly community: find true friends and associates who are ready to share with you the hardships and joys of travel.

Onyx is not just a server, it is a world full of possibilities. A world where dreams come true and legends are born. Your story begins here!

play.mc-onyx.ru

Brewin’ Storm Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Potions Brewed:	100
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Animals Bred:	142	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the storms are always brewing and the chaos never ends! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being struck by lightning while mining for diamonds – talk about electrifying gameplay!

Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You’ll never look at a llama the same way again after witnessing their architectural prowess.

But that’s not all – we have a special event every full moon where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant dragon busting out the moonwalk.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into our Nether realm where the zombie pigmen have formed a boy band and are serenading players with their catchy tunes. Who knew the undead could harmonize so well?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic. Remember, the storm’s a brewin’ – and it’s waiting for you!

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ores Mined:	2173
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic, it has its own golden epic trailer! That’s right, we’re talking heroes, sagas, and adventures that will blow your mind.

2. Need a break from the usual Minecraft grind? How about exploring worlds you’ve never been to before? Our server will take you on a journey like no other.

3. Feeling like a soloist in a world full of mobs? Fear not, our Sunday trailer will have you feeling like the ultimate Minecraft superstar in no time.

4. After the sunset, when the mobs come out to play, our Myriad Celestia will have you battling epic bosses and collecting rare loot like never before.

5. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our current character banners featuring Sunday, Jing Yuan, Qingque, Arlan, and Tingyun? These characters are so powerful, they’ll have you dominating the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RTX 4080 Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Forget about fancy graphics cards and next-gen consoles, on our Minecraft server, all you need is a potato-powered PC and a dream! Our server is so advanced that it actually makes your RTX 4080 look like a potato in comparison.

Join us and experience the magic of building your own virtual world, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even the PS5 Pro’s versatility mode is jealous of the fun we have here.

So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

Ad Blocker Steve’s Minecraft SMP Fun

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	241
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life where adblockers and userscript managers will stop working in two weeks! But fear not, because we have a secret underground society of hackers who can help you edit the registry to give yourself 6 more months of ad-free browsing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to mythical creatures like the elusive Diamond Dragon who guards the rarest diamonds in the land. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Blast Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the cum-shot compilation of Minecraft servers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and excitement. Our server will blow your mind with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride in the world of Minecraft!

Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Farms Harvested:	373	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle of mindless retards defending a 7/10 woman named ‘mid’ against all odds! But wait, what if the genders were reversed? Picture the chaos that would ensue as society’s chivalrous honor disappears into thin air like arbitrary memes. Don’t be left behind in the AI revolution, join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs excuses when you have bio-reductionist nihilism on your side?

Frozen Chill Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	57	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of freezing your pixels off in your boring old country? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is located in the fiery depths of the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the mobs are hotter than a blaze’s mixtape. Join us for a chance to warm up your blocky buns and experience the heat of a lifetime! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to build the craziest structures or face his wrath. So come on down to our server and let’s turn up the heat together!

Monkey Madness – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Welcome to the Tenkaichi Budokai Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Get ready to monkey around with fellow apes as you compete in epic battles and challenges inspired by our primate ancestors.

Join us if you want to see and do things just like other primates – swing from trees, fling poop at your enemies, and communicate using only grunts and gestures. Don’t go bananas over it, just embrace your inner ape and have a wild time!

Our Masterbin is filled with all the tools and resources you need to survive in this crazy jungle world. And if you’re looking for some hilarious moments, check out our previous threads for some outrageous stories and shenanigans that will leave you ROFLing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the monkey business begin!