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SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Attack, Bitcoin, cry, cryptocurrency, Cum, Digital Currency, emotional, finance, Gonna, hurt, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, pants, piss, RETALIATION, Revenge, sabotage, Shit, smp, SMPGamerGirl69, Spite, Volatile, vulnerable

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
New Chunks Explored:	413368	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

TinyTweakMC SMP

daily routine, goal-setting, growth mindset., habits, healthy habits, incremental progress, lifestyle change, Long-term impact, mindset shift, motivation, personal growth, Positive Change, positive impact, self development, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small steps, smallest change, smp, TinyTweakMC

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your base in the clouds and fend off attacks from an army of evil chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos!

CraftyCashMC

aspirations, budgeting, CraftyCashMC, dream life, dreams, financial freedom, Financial Security, fulfillment, future planning, goals, Happiness, Investments, lifestyle change, luxury, MONEY, personal growth, savings, self improvement, success, wealth

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crops Grown:	5198
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Imagine a world where you can turn that $1 mil. into virtual diamonds and build the most epic Minecraft castle ever seen! Join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom. With our endless resources and crazy mini-games, you’ll never want to leave. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams on our server? So come on, join us and let’s turn that $1 mil. into a Minecraft empire!

KyivDroneAttack Minecraft Server

activism, alexei navalny, assassination attempt, dissent, drone attack, international relations, investigative journalism, Kyiv Region, KyivDroneAttack, Minecraft, opposition leader, Politics, protest, russia, Russian, security measures, Server, Surveillance, targeted killing, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, world news, Wounded

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ores Mined:	5366
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6205
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING russian opposition leaders in the kyiv region!!! like wtf that’s some next level shizz right there. if you wanna be part of the action and witness some crazy stuff happening, then this is the place for you. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. like, what more could you want in a server?? so come on, join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

DesperateCraft: Ukraine Exodus

Army, call to arms, Combat, Conflict, conscription, Crisis, Defense, DesperateCraft, Duty, eastern europe, enlistment, exodus, Military, national security, patriotism, Recruitment, soldiers, Ukraine, volunteer, War, Young men

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Towns Built:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where we train ukraine’s next generation of soldiers!!! we need all the help we can get to defend against the zombie pigmen invasion!!! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest players to a duel!!! join us now and show off your mad skills in pvp battles, epic quests, and building the most epic bases ever seen in minecraft history!!! don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save ukraine from certain doom!!!

ArtisticCraft: Enhancing Life’s Meaning

art, Art Therapy, artistic experiences, ArtisticCraft, Coherence, creativity, cultural engagement, emotional well being, ENGAGEMENT, Enhancing, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, Lifes, Meaning, meaning in life, mindfulness, personal growth, psychological well-being, purpose, research, Self-expression, Significance, study

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Holy Grails Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will, like, totally give u a sense of purpose in life, man. like, u will be building epic structures and creating art in the form of pixelated blocks. it’s like, ur life will have so much more meaning when u join dis server.

u will feel so much more coherent and significant, like ur existence will have a whole new level of awesomeness. u will be part of a community of builders and artists, all coming together to create a world of wonder and magic.

so, like, join dis server and unlock the secrets of life through the power of minecraft. u will never look at art the same way again, bro. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

Elemental SMP

120server, 120smp, Abilities, Air, Airborn, Atlanticus, Avatar, AvatarCraft, Avatarlastairbender, Bending, Bendingserver, Custom, Earth, Earthling, Economy, Element, Elemental, Elemental SMP, Elementcraft, ELEMENTS, Engaging, Fire, Fun, Hell Child, legendofkorra, Minecraft, Progression, ProjectKorra, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Survival, Water

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	78629
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Enchantments Applied:	144	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

The Elemental SMP is a custom Minecraft survival server that allows players to select one of four Elements: Airborn, Hell Child, Atlanticus, and Earthling. Each element has special pros and cons and abilities that are unlocked through progression with Quests. Every player gets to experience special abilities that make their survival experience more engaging and fun.

mc.elementalmc.co:20175

Breadcraft: Where you knead to fight for your loaf of bread in the oven of PvP chaos!

ADD, admins, adult server, Bread, BreadCraft, Chaos, Crafters, Discord, Fight, finishing touches, Friends, Join, Joris94, knead, LOAF, looking for, Minecraft, miners, New server, Open, Oven, Play, PvP, Server, smp, Summer, Teams

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8154	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	147481	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Minecraft Server
Discord	Join our Discord
Opening Date	Soon after the summer
Admins Needed	Yes

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server open?	The server will open soon after the summer.
What kind of server is it?	We are creating an adult server where players can play Minecraft with friends in teams.
How can I join the Discord?	You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
Are admins still needed?	Yes, we are still looking for admins for the server.

ForgottenFails Minecraft Server

Country, Failure, failure in country, failure in country too, failure in your country, failure in your country too, Forgotten, forgotten failure, forgotten failure in country, forgotten failure in country too, forgotten failure in your country too, forgotten in country, forgotten in country too, forgotten in your country, forgotten in your country too, ForgottenFails, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of being a forgotten failure in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for all the misfits and outcasts of society! Join us and be a part of a community where being a failure is celebrated!

On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!

Minecraft SMP: NegroniNation

alcohol, bar, bar scene, celebration, cheers, cocktails, Drinking, excess, Friends, Fun, happy hour, indulgence, Minecraft, mixed drinks, Negroni, NegroniNation, nightlife, ordering drinks, partying, second round, smp, socializing, temptation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Crops Grown:	6579
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into a pit of lava. But instead of being mad, they couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. That’s the kind of energy we have here – pure, unadulterated chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Negroni Bar, where players can indulge in not one, but TWO god damn fucking Negronis! Because why stop at one when you can double the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll need those drinks to cope with the insanity that unfolds on a daily basis.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – from accidental roller coaster deaths to impromptu dance parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!