CraftyUkrainians

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainians, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Fake, government response, international relations, leaked blueprint, military strategy, Misinformation, peace negotiations, peace talks, political controversy, political tensions, Propaganda, security measures, territorial disputes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE DISMISSING FAKE NEWS, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH PIXEL LAND WHERE YOU CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND BATTLE MONSTERS WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WHO NEEDS PEACE TREATIES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ENDLESS FUN IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD? COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? LET’S GET BUILDING AND BLOWING STUFF UP TOGETHER!

Marathon Mania: Cooldown Crew

ancient greece, Athletics, COOLDOWN, CREW, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Greek messenger, health, History, legend, long distance running, Mania, Marathon, marathons, Myth, Pheidippides, physical activity, proper, Running, sports, Techniques, Training

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1985	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

join our epic minecraft server and run like pheidippides on steroids! we have the most intense exercise cooldown techniques that will make you feel like you just ran a marathon without even moving! our virtual world is so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the sweaty socks of the players next to you.

we have crazy challenges like building a house out of giant marshmallows or fighting off hoards of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a feather duster. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled.

BlockSpire

auraskills, BetterRTP, BlockSpire, chunky, Clearlag, Clickaccept, Coreprotect, CrazyCrates, CrazyEnchantments, DamageIndicator, Deathchest, Essentials, Fadah, Fawe, Geyser, GSit, Multiverse-Core, OreAnnouncer, Power ranks, smp, Towny, Viaversion

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Void Gems Collected:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	173.0.153.131:20118
Server Info	I figured I’d make a Minecraft server after a 10 year break! Goal is to have 200+ players within 2 years.
Server Hosting	Currently hosted on Shockbyte hosting with 4GB RAM, looking to scale with player growth.
Contact	Discord: xxxbryantxxx123

Server Rules

No griefing server builds.
No hacked clients or exploits.
Respectful behavior is required.
No offensive/inappropriate content.
No asking for staff/op.
No 1×1 towers.

Plugin List

Essentials
Towny
AuraSkills
ViaVersion

Need Staff

Co-Owner
Developer
Admin x3
Moderator x5
Chat Mod x10

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Connect using the server IP: 173.0.153.131:20118
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, please follow the server rules listed above.

Whispering Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, black guy, body image, classmate, comfort, concerns, Diversity, Empathy, friendship, hanging balls, Haven, Insecurities, normal, not gay, sensitivity, shrimp dick, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Visually, whispering, white male

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most unique and hilarious gaming experience ever!

We have more diversity than the only black guy in your class with a shrimp dick and deep hanging balls – and we’re not afraid to show it off!

Plus, if you’ve ever had concerns about a black man’s peni, don’t worry, it’s totally normal here!

Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and regret nothing!

AutisticSisNotIncluded Minecraft Server

aita, autistic, AutisticSisNotIncluded, Behaviors, bridal party, Bridesmaid, controversy, exclusion, extended family, family dynamics, health concerns, high functioning autism, Manipulation, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, strained relationship, stress, Tension, Wedding

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ores Mined:	2656
Dimension Hops:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in choosing your bridal/groom party like you choose your Minecraft skins – with care and consideration!

Join us if you want a server where you can pick and choose who you want by your side, just like this player who only wants the coolest characters in their party. We understand the importance of surrounding yourself with the right people, whether it’s in-game or in real life!

And hey, if you’re looking to avoid any drama like a runaway bridesmaid causing chaos at a wedding, then this is the server for you. We promise no high-functioning autistics causing trouble here – just good vibes and epic adventures!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find your perfect party members to conquer the blocky world with!

CraftyManager8AM

aita, apartment living, apartment maintenance, apartment management, apartment manager, apartment policies, apartment rules, Communication, communication etiquette, contacting management, CraftyManager8AM, early morning, emergency contact, emergency response, Frustration, key retrieval, Keys, non-emergency contact, on-site manager, waking up early

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Animals Bred:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up the apartment manager at 8am is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of accidentally leaving your keys in your unit and calling the on-site manager three times in 30 minutes.

Experience the thrill of waiting 50 minutes for the manager to finally come out, all while being scolded for “calling too much” when he never even responded. But don’t worry, our server is filled with outrageous excuses and tone-deaf responses that will leave you in stitches.

And if you’re lucky, you might even get to interact with the real apartment manager who just got up, took a shower, and is now ready to open your apartment door. Who needs emergency contact hours when you have this level of chaos and confusion?

So come join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and absurd experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, the key to success is to always leave your keys behind and make sure to wake up the apartment manager at the crack of dawn!

Skill4MinecraftSMP: Empathy!

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, innovation, leadership, Listening, Négotiation, organization, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, Skill4MinecraftSMP, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Items Found:	4166
Divine Spears Created:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. The reason? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, there’s this dude on the server who can literally fly like a bird, I’m not even kidding bro. He’s like a Minecraft superhero or something. And then there’s this other guy who can turn diamonds into cheese, like what even is that? It’s wild bro, you gotta see it to believe it. Oh, and did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So yeah, if you wanna be part of this crazy world of madness and mayhem, you gotta join this server bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyMinecrafters

advertising, blatant lie, Company, consumer fraud, consumer manipulation, corporate deception, CraftyMinecrafters, deceptive marketing, deceptive tactics, dishonest marketing, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false advertising, false claims, false promises, misleading advertisements, misleading claims, misleading consumers, unethical advertising, unethical practices

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ores Mined:	1467
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds! Our server is so amazing that even Steve himself is jealous of all the cool features we offer.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro with the ability to build a castle in under 5 minutes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyUkrDefenseServer: $1.5B Funding

1.5B, arms production, arms trade, CraftyUkrDefenseServer, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense contractors, defense exports, defense industry, defense investments., defense modernization, defense procurement, defense sector, defense technology, funding, Government, international funding, Military, military equipment, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got like, $1.5 billion in funding for arms production. ukraine’s defense sector ain’t got nothin’ on us, we’re like the big shots in the minecraft world.

join our server and you’ll be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds faster than you can say “creeper”. we got all the coolest weapons and armor, you’ll be unstoppable in pvp battles.

plus, we got this crazy story about how our founder once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a block of dirt. true story, bro. if you wanna be a legend like him, you gotta join our server.

so come on, what are you waitin’ for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

KimJongCraft: AmmoWars

AmmoWars, ammunition, Armed, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, discipline, Disciplined, foreign affairs, high-quality ammo, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military tactics, North Korea, North Koreans, political tensions, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north koreans as our disciplined players armed with high-quality ammo straight from ukraine!!! they will protect you from creepers and zombies with their expert shooting skills and military tactics. you won’t find a more badass group of players anywhere else in the minecraft universe. plus, they have some insane stories to tell about their adventures in the server, like the time they built a giant statue of kim jong-un out of diamonds or when they raided an enemy base using only pickaxes. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, you won’t regret it!!!

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