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Just Money Made Up Minecraft SMP

barter, Civilization, Conflict, cooperation, Currency, Economy, exchange, financial system, Food, Human nature, Minecraft, MONEY, paper money, Resources, scarcity, sharing, smp, society, Survival, Trade, Value, wealth

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7617	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Farms Harvested:	780	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	268	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a thriving economy based on trading pieces of paper with pictures on them! Why kill each other for food when you can just trade some funny money instead?

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of chickens, and have dance parties with creepers! Who needs real money when you can just trade imaginary currency in a virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate paper millionaire?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the economy is the players themselves!

Tipsy Creeper Minecraft Server

alcohol, blurred lines, Casual Sex, creeper, Decision making, desire, Drunk, hook up, horny, IMPULSIVE, intoxicated, intoxicated state, late night, Lust, Minecraft, one night stand, Party, questionable choices, regret, risky behavior, Server, sexual encounter, tipsy, uninhibited

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mines Excavated:	2789
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild night out at the club – you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging creepers and zombies who are just as drunk and horny as you are. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again after a night on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you would “fuck it” when you’re drunk and horny – Minecraft style!

J-Rod’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, alien encounters, alien invasion, area 51, conspiracy theories, Extraterrestrial, government cover-ups, interstellar travel, J-Rod, JRods, Minecraft, movies, mysterious beings, mysterious creatures, outer space, roswell, sci-fi films, science fiction, smp, space exploration, speculative fiction, top secret, ufo sightings, unidentified flying objects

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Ores Mined:	2232
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, treasure hunts for hidden diamond blocks, and even a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig! Rumor has it that J Rod himself makes appearances on our server, giving out enchanted gear to lucky players who can defeat him in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

SatuRday MineCraft SeRver

activities, Chores, day off, Enjoy, errands, family time, Free Time, Fun, lazy day, leisure, Minecraft, Plans, recharge, Relaxation, REST, Routine, saturday, Server, sleep in, Tomorrow, unwind, weekend

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Farms Harvested:	522	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be on a Saturday! Why should you join? Because on our server, pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Join us tomorrow for our special “Llama Llama Ding Dong” event where all players must ride llamas while singing nursery rhymes backwards to unlock secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while busting out their best dance moves to win exclusive prizes like rainbow armor and unicorn mounts.

So why wait? Join us tomorrow for a Saturday you’ll never forget on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

BRIBE, bribery, campaign finance, Corruption, cost, Democracy, donald trump, election, electoral college, Ethics, Government, influence, kamala harris, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, political strategy, Politics, power play, Presidential election, scandal, smp, vote switching

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	753
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

Boobs, Crafty, Edition, Minecraft, nice tits, nice tits edition, Server, Social, social edition

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

Post Brutal Moggings Minecraft SMP

assault, Brutal, brutal moggings, Community, crime, criminal, Dangerous, Incident, ITT, law enforcement, Minecraft, moggings, mugging, perpetrator, post, robbery, Safety, SECURITY, smp, theft, Traumatic, Urban, Victim, violence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Star Shards Collected:	96	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	670
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and don’t even get us started on the annual llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a player ride a llama through a maze of TNT traps!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch your back for those sneaky moggings…

American Craft Minecraft Server

Admiration, America, American, american culture, American dream, American Flag, American hero, american history, American icon, american identity, American spirit, American values, AMERICANS, citizenship, Craft, hulk hogan, Idol, love, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, Server, true American, united states

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you ready to Hulk smash your way through the ultimate Minecraft server? Join us and become a true American hero like Hulk Hogan! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue blocks for you to build the most patriotic creations. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll gain the strength of a thousand bald eagles! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your American spirit in the most epic way possible!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

89087928, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, PixelatedPickle, previous, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Votes:	3237
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	2540
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crops Grown:	3252
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server

Appearance, Bricks, character design, cluttered, colors, design, Details, Dev_is, gura, hololive, holomem, lego, Mess, Minecraft, overdesigned, plushies, recognition, recognizable, Server, Simplicity, simplistic design, toy design, Vtuber

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	211
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Votes:	2255
New Chunks Explored:	550585	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as simple and recognizable as Gura herself? Look no further, because our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could do it! Plus, our dev_is are so cluttered with random stuff, you’ll be too busy laughing at their plushies to even focus on building. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and maybe even a few lego bricks along the way!