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CraftyComrades

95yo FIL, AITAH, Caregivers, caseworker, CraftyComrades, difficult friend, guest room, health and safety, inaccessible, lied to, Livestock, long term best friend, manure, OBLIGATION, preservation, Reality, retired, small farm, Stroke, surgery, unwilling

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mines Excavated:	3121
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Crops Grown:	3213	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to take care of virtual animals and clean up after them? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our server and escape the mundane tasks of caregiving for your virtual friends. We promise you won’t have to clean up any virtual manure or deal with any difficult virtual friends like Nancy. Plus, our guest rooms are all conveniently located on the ground floor, so no need to worry about accessibility issues!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where the only obligation you have is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join now and leave your caregiving duties behind!

Cozy Blanket Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, bedding, blanket, calming, comfort, comforter, Cozy, CUDDLE, NAP, Realm, Relaxation, relaxation aid, REST, SECURITY, self-care, Sleep, snuggle, Soft, soothing, stress relief, throw, warmth

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like your Minecraft world is just too cold and lonely? Well, fear not, because on this server, we provide virtual blankets for all our players!

Join us and wrap yourself in the warm, cozy embrace of our pixelated blankets as you embark on epic adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine.

Forget about the cold, harsh realities of the real world and snuggle up with us in this virtual wonderland where blankets are the key to success.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let us tuck you in with our digital comforters of awesomeness!

IndoCraft Freebies Minecraft Server

45b, ambitious, community support, economic stimulus, food assistance, food program, food security, free meal plan, freebies, government program, hunger relief, IndoCraft, Indonesia, meal distribution, meal subsidy, Minecraft, nutrition program, poverty alleviation, poverty reduction, public policy, Server, social development, social welfare, sustainable initiative

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ores Mined:	7306	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2751	Love Letters Sent:	15

HEY YOU, YES YOU, DO YOU LIKE FREE MEALS? OF COURSE YOU DO, WHO DOESN’T? WELL, GUESS WHAT? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS GIVING AWAY $45 BILLION WORTH OF FREE MEALS! THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FEAST LIKE A KING WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM CASTLE IN THE GAME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNEL FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND IT AND YOU’LL BE RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY GHOSTS? BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY QUITE FRIENDLY ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. THEY MIGHT EVEN HELP YOU DEFEND YOUR BASE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EAT LIKE A KING, MINE LIKE A PROSPECTOR, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH GHOSTS. IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, BUT WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

LitaniCraft: No Hezbollah Allowed

Allowed, border, Ceasefire, collapse, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, LitaniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, peace negotiations, Political, SECURITY, Tension, Truce, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	163	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and lebanon! 😂 if you don’t join, the truce might collapse like a noob’s dirt house in a thunderstorm ⚡️⛏️ we got more action than hezbollah trying to withdraw to the north of the litani river 🚀 join us for crazy battles, epic builds, and more chaos than herobrine on a sugar rush 🍭💥 don’t miss out on the fun, join now before things get more wild than a creeper in a redstone factory! 🤪 #minecraftmadness

Alien Crafters United

Alien, aliens, citizenship, Crafters, extraterrestrial beings, foreign entities, government regulations, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, immigration, IMMIGRATION LAWS, immigration policies, intergalactic visitors, legal aliens, legal classification, legal status, Legal System, legal terminology, non-citizens, non-human beings, outer space, United, visitors from space

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this totally epic minecraft server, when suddenly, aliens from another planet land in america, but get this, they’re not even considered illegal aliens because they’re like, from out of this world, man.

join our server and experience the craziest adventures you could ever imagine, from battling aliens to building epic bases in outer space. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

so, like, why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft community out there? come join us and let’s make some out-of-this-world memories together!

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 93187647, Chat, Communication, Digital, discussion, forum, forum thread, Haven, internet, message board, Numbers, Online Community, online conversation, online forum, PIXEL, Previous thread, social media, Technology, Thread, thread history, thread number, virtual discussion

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	4386
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Animals Bred:	85	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3265
Dimension Hops:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Why should you join, you ask? Because on this server, you can build a house made entirely of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even have dance parties with creepers.

And get this, on this server, the pigs can talk and they tell the funniest jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can party with skeletons and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions and less Oompa Loompas.

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

43°F, aita, back rent, Costs, CraftyRoomie, Friend, gas, Heartless, hypothermia, lift home, Minecraft, MONEY, not talking, popular fast food chain, refusal, roommate, Server, South, stranded, Uber, work

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this roommate situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join: 1. Need a break from roommate drama? Our server is the perfect escape! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through icy biomes with the fear of hypothermia (just kidding, we have cozy virtual fireplaces). 3. Make friends who won’t leave you stranded at work or owe you rent (unless you count virtual diamonds as rent). 4. Explore a world where the temperature drops to a bone-chilling 43°F (that’s practically Antarctica in Minecraft terms).

So come join us and leave the real-life roommate drama behind! Who knows, you might even find a friend who won’t call you heartless for not sending an Uber.

PrideCraft: No Flagging Down!

acceptance, aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conservative background, flag display, flagging, friend conflict, friendship, Individuality, Lesbian, LGBTQ, parenting, personal space, pride, pride flag, PrideCraft, Respect, Self-expression, Support, tolerance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flags are a hot topic of debate! Join us for the most intense flag-raising drama you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. We promise that putting up a flag in our server is way easier than in real life – no hour-long struggles here!

Just like in the real world, our server is filled with friends who may have some interesting requests. Will you take down your virtual lesbian flag to avoid awkward encounters with conservative players and their virtual grandparents? Or will you stand your ground and let your flag fly high, causing virtual tantrums and drama?

Join us for a wild ride of flag-related shenanigans and virtual arguments. Who knew a simple flag could cause so much chaos? Don’t miss out on the flag-tastic fun – join our server now!

Mystic Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analytics, audience targeting, booyakasha, branding, content strategy, Conversion, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, Isles, keywords, list, long tail, mystic, online presence, Optimization, performance tracking, phrases, search terms, Seo, tags, VISIBILITY

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Potions Brewed:	171	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is off the chain, like seriously off the chain. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring. And our mobs? They’re so lit, they’ll make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a horror movie. Plus, our builds are so epic, they make the Great Wall of China look like a picket fence. So come on, join us and let’s get this party started! Peace out, my blocky brethren.

CatCrafters United

animal abuse, apartment, automatic feeder, cat, CatCrafters, Financial, fixed stipend, grad students, inconsistent work, Lease, living arrangements, loans, moving out, overreacting, pet sitter, roommate, Shoes, TAing, United, WIBTA, winter break

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Buildings Constructed:	49
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving your cat alone for 3 weeks? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Imagine logging in to find that your virtual pet has been left unattended for weeks, just like Mia’s poor cat. But don’t worry, we won’t let your virtual shoes get ruined by angry animals – unless you’re into that kind of chaos!

Just like Mia’s mysterious cat sitter, our server is full of surprises. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world? Maybe you’ll even stumble upon an automatic feeder with a camera – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready for some drama, questionable decisions, and the occasional shoe-ruining incident, join our server now! Who needs a stable living situation when you can have this level of excitement?